Episode 1
Cid: Hello and welcome to the first showing of my new show, Cid Interviews! I will be interviewing characters from different Final Fantasy games, well mainly just FF-X, FF X-2, and FF VII. Today, my first guest will be Tidus from FF-X.
Tidus walks onto the stage and sits in a really big chair
Cid: Welcome to my show Tidus, how are you doing?
Tidus: I'm doing great, I'm glad to be here.
Cid: Oh, and before I start asking questions, I want to introduce my niece and co-guest, High Summoner Yuna!
Yuna walks in and sits in a chair next to Tidus
Yuna: Hi uncle Cid, hello Tidus.
Cid: Welcome Yuna. Well, ok, for my first question, are you two really in love with each other, I mean, everyone keeps asking this question and we really need an answer.
Yuna: Well, yes, I am in love with Tidus.
Tidus: Ok, um, how do I say this, well, ummm, Yuna…..I'M IN LOVE WITH YOUR COUSIN RIKKU!
Rikku and Auron, who were in the audience come onto the stage
Cid, Yuna, Rikku, Auron: WHAT!
Yuna: Tidus, please don't tell me this is true, I mean, after all we have been through together.
Tidus: I'm sorry, but I can't hide it any longer, its true, Rikku, I love you, marry me?
Yuna: Rikku, how could you!
Yuna runs around it circles crying
Tidus: So Rikku, what do you say you and me get hitched?
Auron and Cid: WHAT!
Rikku: Well, ummm, Tidus, that may be nice for you, but I'm sorry, MY HEART BELONGS TO ANOTHER!
Cid: Oh man is this juicy or what… So, tell me my daughter of mine, who does your heart belong to?
Rikku: Well, ummmm….heehee, ummmm, AURON!
Auron: Hn. You don't know how long I have been waiting for you to say that, I love you too.
Cid: LIGHT BULB! Hey, Auron, would you mind marrying my daughter, you know, take her off my hands.
Rikku: POP!
Auron: Actually Cid, I wouldn't.
Rikku: Really!
Tidus: NO! I shall not let the love of my life get taken away from me! I will fight you for her Auron!
Tidus draws out his sword
Auron: Please, this will be no challenge!
Auron draws out his swords and kills Tidus in one hit
Auron: Told you.
Yuna stops running around in circles and sees Tidus's dead body
Yuna: No! You will pay for killing my love!
Rikku: Um, Yunie, its not like he loved you back.
Yuna: Well then, I will make you pay for stealing my love, and then killing him, Feel my pain, come Anima!
Yuna summons Anima and Anima does Oblivion on Auron
Yuna: Take that, BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Auron(who does not even have a scratch from Anima's attack and killed Anima in one hit): Think again! Die!
Auron kills Yuna in one hit
Auron: Come on Rikku, let's go!
Rikku: Ok, Auron.
Rikku and Auron leave hand-in-hand
Cid: Hm, maybe next time I'll pick guest that don't kill each other!
Kimahri walks in
Kimahri: Auron kill Yuna, Kimahri use life and bring Yuna back.
Kimahri does life on Yuna
Yuna: Thanks Kimahri, by the way, when did you learn White Magic?
Kimahri: Kimahri made favorite, ex-summoner stew. Kimahri ate Dona, Kimahri get Dona's abilities!
Yuna: Oh my.
Bartello runs in
Kimari: Oh no, Kimari must leave!
Bartello: You bring Dona back right now!
Kimahri: Kimahri cannot, Kimahri already digested Dona.
Yuna passes out
Bartello: Dona! Then eat me too!
Kimahri: If you wish.
Kimahri eats Bartello
Cid: Well then, that's all for today's show, see you tomorrow!