X: I am Hades! God of the underworld and owner of all the Earth's riches!
ME: My symbols are Cerberus, the three headed dog beast, the Helm of Darkness, and the Helmet of Invisibility!
X: My wife and queen is Persephone. I kidnapped her from a field of flowers when I fell in love with her.
ME: It was not my intention to fall in love with her though! Eros shot me in the heart with one of his darts.
X: However, because I kidnapped Persephone, Demeter was so upset that she almost killed the Earth.
ME: Now she only stays with me for four months of the year so Demeter doesn't.
X: Anyway, when you die, you don't go directly to me. First you see Charon.
ME: Charon is the ferryman of the River Styx. The thing is, if you don't pay him, you don't get across. That's not good.
X: If you do get across, then your previous life is evaluated. The result will determine where you end up for the rest of your afterlife.
ME: If you were a bad person then you get sent to Elysium. If you weren't the best person, but not the worst either, you get sent to the Fields of Asphodel.
X: If you were an absolute hero, then you went to the Isles of the Blessed. Everyone wanted to go there when they died, but most people weren't good enough.
ME: well I suppose that's all I have to tell you so I'm going home. And also, I think I forgot to feed Cerberus!
The above is something that I found on my computer from a long time ago. I had to work with this kid and create a 2-person monolouge for us being the same greek god. We were Hades. I twisted it around and shortened it up to fit the DP universe. I'm bored so please flame this so I can laugh at it!
It was a nice, quiet, ghost free day when all of a sudden, a voice claiming weird things came from the sky. "I AM DANNY! KING OF THE GHOST'S ZONE! CUJO IS MY DOG BEAST AND I AM MASTER OF THE RING OF RAGE AND THE CROWN OF FIRE!" No one but Tucker and Sam knew what he was talking about; minus the part about him being Danny. Tucker and Sam also knew that this production was the result of letting him eat an entire bag of Pixie Styx.
"MY QUEEN IS SAM MANSON! I STOLE HER FROM THE PARK THE MINUTE I FELL IN LOVE WITH HER! BUT BECAUSE OF THIS, HER MOTHER AMLOST KILLED HER IN PROTEST!" Sam wanted to run and hide, but she had to catch the hyped up ghost before she could. He needed to calm down in a Fenton Thermos.
"WHEN YOU DIE YOU PAY MY ASSISTANT TUCKER TO TAKE YOU TO ME! THEN I JUDGE YOU! IF I LIKE YOU, YOU GET TO BE A GHOST! IF I DON'T YOU JUST DIE!" Now Tucker wanted to die right about now. "I BID YOU A FARWELL NOW! I HAVE TO GO FE-" His sentance got cut off my a bright blue light that came from nowhere. Sam had finally caught him in the thermos. Now she could finally get him to calm down and she could go hide in a hole.