"Did you know that if you sneeze seven times you have an orgasm?"
Donatello choked on his breakfast. "What?"
"If you sneeze seven times—"
"Mikey, that's not true," Donatello cut off his brother. "How do you come up with this stuff?'
"Internet?" Michelangelo offered.
Donatello muttered something under his breath about parental controls for the family computer.
"It's sorta true," Mikey continued. "Sneezes are wet, messy, and loud, just like orgasms."
A nauseated look passed over Donnie's face.
"And it would explain why Raph walks around with a tissue box all spring…"
Donatello shuddered, appetite completely lost.