This is my first fanfic, but I'm still working in my style. If you hate it, tell me. If you love it, tell me .It would mean a lot if some told me how they felt.
Disclaimer: I'm not sure if I have to do this, but I don't own Snow White!
I am a mass murderer. Or so they say. Scratch that- a fairy tale character mass murder! I am so awesome. Don't worry, you're safe. Maybe. The thing is I don't think it was me. They say it was a ritualistic killing, but I'm Snow White! (I think.) I'm a freaking princess! (Well that's a bombshell, isn't it?)
So dear reader, will you stick with me? Not that I would blame you terribly if you decide not to. I'm kinda a 'dud' princess. Hey, at least I'm not like Uncle Walt's warble-ey voiced "Someday My Prince will come version. I think he was angry at me for denying his advances, if you know what I mean.
He got one thing right though, I have black hair and pale skin. Or at least my original for did. You see, the Blue Fairy (what, you thought she only helped Pinocchio?) gave me the gift of regeneration. After every attempted happily ever after that has been failed, we'll pause for one hundred years and "press live" then inhabit a modern day mortal who can give us a modern version of our original happy ending. Yeah, it was a harebrained idea, but still, I'm grateful.
So, girl I just inhabited about a week ago is mad at me, and threatening to tell the world about me. Not much of a threat, but NOBODY knows who anybody is! The evil queen might find me, and if I'm Snow White, attempt to kill me! I bet the queen is responsible for the murders.
So I've got to find Prince Charming, resolve the feud between the girl I'm possessing and find the murderer. This ought to be fun.
Not so good, eh? Well review this and tell me that!