Wuns upon a tim ther wuz a boi namd Seel Fantomhiev. He had a deemun butlr namd Sebaschun Mikalis. Seel had a star on his iboll becuz Sebaschun thot it wud look kut. It lookd creepie and Seel wares an ipach. Seel wanted to find the peepl hoo killd his parentz. Sebaschun sed "I find em and kill em for yew" and then they fel in luv. Seel is pregnint nao and Sebaschun is thee daddee. Seel is a Gurl even tho he had a peenis. Now they liv togethr in hel. They hav too childrin named carliel and carlee. They are bothe prittie. Sebaschun gows owt and saes "I will bee bak" then gows owt and kills the peeple hoo killd Seels mommee and daddee. He cums howm and tels Seel and Seel givs him a blo jowb. Then they liv happilee evr aftr. The end.
SO SORRY GUYS, THIS IS MOST DEFINITELY A CRACK FIC BECAUSE I TAKE MY WRITING VERY SERIOUSLY AND IM AN ASPIRING AUTHOR. PLEASE DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY IN ANY WAY BECAUSE I WAS JUST BORED.