Prompt from the "Write the First Sentence For Me" meme. Actually 2 separate prompts that I tied together.
"I don't understand why you think this is so funny."
"I'm not laughing because it's funny, I'm laughing at the pure irony of the situation," Kensi teased from the other side of the dressing room.
"The fact that I'm a cop going undercover as a cop? Or is it because I'll be putting handcuffs on you in public instead of, ahem, a more intimate location?" Deeks smirked from behind the curtain, buttoning his sleeves and smoothing his shirt down. He couldn't wait to see the look on Kensi's face when she saw him in his dress blues for the first time.
"Ha ha ha. Are they tear-away pants or is this the real…"
Kensi stopped talking when Deeks pulled the curtain opened and stepped out, placing his hat on his head in a very dramatic fashion. "Were you saying something?" He asked, grinning from ear to ear.
She swallowed deeply, mouth suddenly very dry. "I was just, uh…"
"Drooling? Fantasizing? Getting all…"
Kensi cleared her throat to hush him. "Just make sure that uniform goes home with you tonight."
That was certainly a first, but Deeks was speechless. Well, almost. "Really?!"
Kensi blushed as she pulled her shirt over her head. "Don't tell Callen and Sam. Or Hetty. Or anybody for that matter."
He scoffed, fixing his own clothes. "As much as I would l love to brag to the entire world, cause in all the years I worked in Vice I never got laid in a police cruiser, our secret is safe with me." Shuddering, he added, "And I definitely don't want to face the wrath of Hetty."
They put their seat belts on and Deeks pulled out from behind the abandoned warehouse they parked behind. Kensi grinned at him. "I can't believe that uniform has been in your closet this whole time."
They heard someone clear their throat over the police cruiser's radio. "Ahem, I can't believe you guys didn't realize that your car's com was on the whole time," Nell said sheepishly.
Kensi and Deeks shared a terrified look. "I am so sorry," Kensi apologized for the both of them.
Eric responded in a weak voice. "I'm traumatized for life."