Disclaimer: I do not own Zelda or Yu-Gi-Oh! Big surprise...

Warning: Some reverse genders, and some (*Cough*alotof*Cough) cussing. That's about it.

Alright, just a weird idea I got from a dream. I've added a few twists and whatnot but other than that it's all the same. This will have a few funny parts, but I'm gonna 'try' and make this one a bit on the serious side. Oh, and just so there's no confusion:

Things in " " are talking.

Things in ' ' are thinking.

And a GIANT thank you to Sweetinsanity for posting this for me, even though she doesn't have to, isn't she nice? THANK HER!!! ...That's about all, enjoy the fic!

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The Deku tree was dying, he knew he couldn't deny it. There was no hope left for him, and he accepted that. But he would not accept the fact that Hyrule might be destroyed with him. Therefore, he did the only thing he could.

"...Yuvi... Yuvi... Come hither..."

Hearing her lord, the small faerie quickly flew over to him.

"Yes, Deku-kun...?" She asked meekly.

"Yuvi... I am dying." At this the faerie gasped and her eyes began to sting at the upcoming tears, but her lord continued, "My time is nigh, but Hyrule might still be saved if you will accept this quest I'm about to ask of you. There is a child in the village. She, and only she can save Hyrule. And thee, Yuvi, must guide her along the way. She is the one without a faerie, her name is Mokube." (Pronounced: Mo-ku-bay.)

"What does she look like Deku-kun? I will fetch her right away!" Yuvi added eagerly.

"She is taller than the other Kokiri..." The Deku tree rasped, finding it harder to breathe properly, "With hair blacker than the night... Spiky, but soft... Grey eyes and wears the attire of a lad... It is barely dawn now, she, like the other Kokiri, will be in bed... Yuvi, hurry now-!" The Deku tree gasped. (Dun ask me how trees breathe, either...)

"Right!" Yuvi nodded and flew off. To anyone who did not look closely, she appeared only to be a pink light with wings, but with a closer look she was beautiful. With pale skin, pale but still pink, and burgundy eyes, wide and innocent. Her hair was probably the most stunning. Her bangs were blonde and spiky whilst her assortment of black and red hair was pulled into a high ponytail in the back. She wore a red skirt and one sleeved shirt. She too, like her upcoming pupil was an outcast. You see, when she was just a babe she was left in the forest by her 'mother' and left to die. The Deku Tree took her in, but no other faerie would even talk to her. For although she hailed to the element of the Earth, she was a fire faerie. Always would be. Pushing those thoughts aside, we'll continue on our way with this story.

Yuvi, flying as fast as her wings would carry her, finally made it to Mokube's house. (But not without running into a few fences first, of course.)

"Hey! Wake up! Wake up! The Deku Tree wishes to see you!" Yuvi cried, but in vain for the girl simply groggily swatted at the faerie before turning over, letting out another snore, and saying something that roughly sounded like, "Just five more minutes..."

"Grr-! Can the fate of Hyrule really depend on such a lazy girl?! WAKE UP!!!" Yuvi shouted into the girl's ear, to which she promptly shot up with a, "OKAY, OKAY! I'M AWAKE! I'M AWAKE!"

"Come now, the Deku Tree hath sent me to be your faerie and my first order of business is to bring you to him-!" Mokube got right into the faeries face before she could continue and said, "Truly?! You are to be my faerie?! I thought I was never to have one to call my own! I shall go to the Deku Tree right away to thank him!" Mokube shouted, quickly getting out of bed before Yuvi could say anything else.

"...By the way, why DO you wear boy's clothes...?" Yuvi inquired as Mokube got dressed.

"Because. It's more comfortable, and I don't like running around in skirts and stuff." Mokube retorted.

'A good attitude if this young lass is to be a heroine...' Yuvi thought to herself, before adding, "My name is Yuvi. It's a pleasure to meet you, Mokube." Mokube looked up, "You know my name?" And Yuvi nodded, "Deku-sama told me. Are you ready yet?"

Picking up an empty pack and putting it on, Mokube nodded,"All ready to go!" And with that, she and Yuvi walked out of Mokube's treehouse, however, they were greeted by a familiar face of Mokube's.

"Mokube! Hello, and good morning!" Seto called to his best friend.

Mokube's face immediately turned into an even wider smile than before, if that was even possible. Before she could say her own hello's, Seto spoke up again.

"Oh, wow! Mokube, is that a faerie? Has a faerie finally come to you, Mokube?!" He exclaimed, smiling. (BTW, Seto is a kid in this one, but still a male.)

"It would seem so, would it not?" She replied. "But I'm afraid I have to go now, The Great Deku Tree has summoned me-!"

"Truly?! Mokube, this is quite the honor! Go now, I'll stay here until you get back! Tell me what happened when you return!" Seto said, his grin never leaving his face.

"Right! See you soon, Seto!" Mokube said, waving as she ran off towards the Deku Tree's sanctuary. But she was soon greeted by Wido, the annoying green haired, four eyed, bossy, geeky leader of the Kokiri.

"And just where do you think you're going?!" He demanded, blocking her way. Mokube loathed this kid, his getting in her way was seriously making her want to hurt him. But she withheld her urges to harm the egotistic idiot, fighting never solved anything. Although she would soon learn that fighting solved a hell of a lot more than she had yet to realize...

"Get out of the way, Wido! The Deku Tree has summoned me and I'm not going to be late because you're being a baka again!" She shouted. Wido's eyes narrowed in rage.

"Hmph! As if! The Deku Tree would never summon a second-rate Kokiri like you over a first rate one like myself!" He retorted, with this, Yuvi lost her temper. Her lord was dying while this spoiled brat stood in her way of saving him!

"What the Deku Tree does is no concern of yours, be has summoned this girl and if you don't let her pass, I'll go back to my lord this instant and tell him about your rude and disrespectful behavior!" Yuvi shouted, but Wido was unfazed.

"She doesn't even have a sword or shield! There are monsters beyond this point, you know! If you're going to visit the Deku Tree you should at least come fully equipped!" Wido shouted back and Yuvi fumed.

"FINE! We'll go get the damn sword and shield, but afterwards you had BETTER let us pass!" Yuvi yelled and dragged Mokube off to find the aforementioned items. (Yeah, so I don't think I have to mention that Yugi's counterpart is NOT as innocent as she looks... ^^;; Yami Kimi: Dawg, get oudda da fic... Oh, right... 9.9;;)

"Um... Yuvi?" Mokube asked quietly. When the faerie didn't answer, she continued, "Where exactly are we going to find a sword? They sell Deku shields down at the Kokiri shop, so that shouldn't be much of a problem, but I don't think there are any swords here...?"

Yuvi sighed, "It'll be hard to get it, but I know where one is. You know of the Kokiri training grounds?" Yuvi asked, and Mokube nodded. "Near there, there is a hidden passageway to an unknown chamber where an item known as the Kokiri sword has been concealed for years. We'll use that. Not like there are any alternatives anyway if you didn't like it or something. When we get that we'll go back to the shop and buy a shield." Yuvi finished, but Mokube was uncertain.

"Well, that's all good a dandy, but buying things cost rupees and I don't have any." She proclaimed and Yuvi smacked her head, "Well, that IS a problem. One we'll solve in good time, but for now, we have other things to do... We're here." Yuvi stated and Mokube looked and the tiny foliage covered corridor leading to places unknown... And grinned.

"Well, then. Let's go!" Mokube shouted and began to crawl into the dark route, Yuvi following right behind her. After getting stuck two or three times she finally made it out of the shadowy passage. Before she could go any further, however, Yuvi stopped her.

"What's the big deal, Yuvi?" Mokube asked and Yuvi shushed her. After about five seconds, a huge boulder came rolling past them. If Mokube had gone off, she would not have made it past the boulder in time and therefore surely would've been crushed.

"...Thank you..." Mokube stated, a little stunned. Yuvi smiled, "Anytime. Now let's go, the boulder keeps rotating and will return in exactly thirty seconds, let's move!"

"Right!" Mokube shouted and started to run into the upcoming corridors, moving quickly and keeping a good distance from the boulder. After a minute had passed, she found a small vicinity where a large wooden chest. Walking over to it, she opened the rusty, heavy lid and looked inside. There, still glistening after the many years entrapped in its tomb, lay a silver sword emblazoned with precious gems, and carried with it the power of the hundreds of lost souls it had claimed.

Mokube, in awe of the sword, just stood there and looked at it. Totally astonished by the supremacy the sword possessed. Yuvi, too, looked at the weapon in admiration. But after noticing the boulder move past them, she shook herself out of it's spell and lightly tugged at Mokube's hair, motioning it was time for them to go. Nodding, Mokube grabbed the sword and ran with Yuvi through the corridors and out of the secret chamber.

"Now to address the money issue..." Mokube said thoughtfully and Yuvi nodded, "Yes, now that we're over the sword problem, I suppose the shield is the next concern to address..." Mokube started walking off, "I'll go rummage through my house, there just has to be SOMETHING..." She stated and walked back to the tree house where Seto was still waiting.

"Well? What did Deku-sama say?" Seto asked immediately. To this, Mokube got an irritated look on her face.

"I do not know, Wido won't let me pass into Deku-sama chamber until I have a sword and shield. I have the sword, but I don't have enough money for the shield. So I'm going to wreak havoc in my house to find any form of currency that can be used to buy a shield." Mokube stopped, realizing that she was now rambling.

"Why don't you just ask me? I've got some extra rupees." Seto stated, pulling some out of his pocket.

"Really, Seto-kun? Arigatou!" Mokube said, hugging him. Seto hugged her back and gave her the rupees.

"You're welcome, Mokube-chan. Besides, what are best friends for?" Seto replied, "I'll stay here until you get back. Hurry now, don't make Deku- sama wait any longer!" He said, and after another thank you she hurried off.

"Hello Mr. Shop Owner Person! I need a Deku shield, onegai!" Mokube asked of the shop owner, handing him the rupees. Nodding he took down the shield and handed it to her. Equipping herself with both the sword and shield she hurried off toward Wido.

"I've got them, now let me pass, Wido!" Mokube shouted. And Wido just raised an eyebrow.

"Whatever... Oh! Wait, that's a Deku shield! ....NO WAY!! That can't be the- ! The Kokiri Sword?! Aw man! .....Grr-! FINE! GO! I hope one of the monsters eat you alive! Jeez, how did a weirdo like you get to be the favorite of both Seto and Deku-sama?!" Wido rambled on to himself, not noticing that Mokube had already left.

"Stupid wacko bastard..." Mokube mumbled and continued walking towards the realm that Deku-sama resided in. Not even thirty seconds after leaving the village a giant flower-like beast rose from the ground and attacked Mokube. Instinctively, Mokube took out her sword and moved away from the beast, so it could not reach her, and swung her sword at it, successfully cutting off the monster's bulbous head.

"Well, that's a start. But don't let it go to your head. Ignorance is the first step to getting yourself killed, you know. And there are a lot more monsters who are much bigger and tougher to beat than that." Yuvi said and Mokube nodded in understanding.

Picking up the hard stem, Mokube shrugged and put it in her pack. "Might be useful..." She mused to herself and continued on her way.

Along the path to the realm of the Deku Tree, several more of the monsters appeared, Mokube immediately destroying them and keeping the stems. Finally, after five minutes of battling bulb-heads, they arrived in Deku- sama's realm.

"Yuvi... Thou hast returned at last..." Yuvi winced at the 'at last' part, but flew to her lord and gave him an apologetic look. "Yes, I'm finally here, Deku-kun." She replied and Mokube nearly fainted, 'Kun?! By Farore, she's bold!' She thought and Deku-sama continued.

"Mokube, thy past slumbers must have been restless and full of nightmares..." He wheezed and Mokube gasped. 'How did he know?! I didn't tell anyone, not even Seto, of that nightmare! ...I supposed I shouldn't be surprised, he is all knowing after all...' But Deku-sama went on.

"Mokube, I will be blunt... Mainly because the author hath forgotten most of the dialogue, but since she be holding a sign that reads 'Shutith the hell up, you loony old tree, or I'll dockith your pay!' I will get back to the point. A wicked man of the forest hath cursed me, Mokube. I needith you to go into my bowels and defeat the creatures who infests me. Mokube, does thou have the courage?" Deku-sama asked.

"Hai!" Mokube replied with confidence. Deku-sama smiled and opened his large wooden mouth to reveal his hollowed insides. "Go then, Mokube. And you too, Yuvi-san, good luck to both of ye."

"Right, let's go Yuvi!" Mokube said and she and the faerie walked into the mouth of the great Deku tree, not knowing what perils lay in store for them...

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Alright, just a relatively small, insignificant chapter to get things started, I promise things will get more exciting in the next chapter. Believe me, this story is gonna be LONG, and it may take a little while to write it. Your patience is appreciated. Well, R & R! ^_~