I do not own Battleship or anything associated with it.


I am a force to be reckoned with.

But I am outdated and obsolete.

I fought at Iwo Jima. I fought at Okinawa.

I remember the sailors, young and old, experienced and fresh-faced.

I felt their emotions, their feelings, their desire to win.

We won.

The Enemy surrendered aboard my deck.

Now I sit in Pearl Harbor as the next generations walk my deck and learn my history.

A sailor comes along here and there, remembering their fight.

Now new sailors come with old sailors.

I feel them as they move through my architecture.

Areas that had been sealed off are reopened.

They light my engines.

They prime my batteries.

I head out into the ocean once more to face a new Enemy.

The new Enemy has better weapons and tactics than the old Enemy.

We give them their own personal Armageddon.

I am outdated and obsolete.

But I am a force to be reckoned with.

I am the U.S.S Missouri.

I am a BATTLESHIP.


This is meant as a tribute to the USS Missouri and every single person who ever served aboard it. You have done so much more for your country than I could ever hope to do. God bless you for your service, and thank you. Thank you for protecting us from those that would do us harm.

-theoneandonlylordmonkeyknight