1 TITLE: Kareoke Night
Author name: Nari-chan
Author email: nari@neo-tokyo.org
Category: /Humour/Musical
Keywords: Lily, James, Sirius, Remus, Peter. Voldemort, Musical
Spoilers: All
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Years ago at Hogwarts, like the Triwizard Tourtamnets, many events were going on during th eschool year. This event however, was so evil, so dark, so demented, only it's memory kept it alive……then came Albus Dumbledore……and Kareoke night at Hogwarts was brought back to life.
Disclaimer: All recognizable characters belong to J.K.Rowling, who is god! All other characters belong to ME, Nari-chan!
Author's Note: I love musicals, and was inspired to write this after listening to my sister sing "I'm a little teapot." (It does things to you) ^_^
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Kareoke Night
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"Settle students, it is almost time to begin!" Headmaster Dumbledore yelled, trying to get the attention of the students, and was, for once, failing miserably. Sirius Black, noticing his distress, decided to help him out.
"SHUT YOUR BLOODY MOUTHS! THE HEADMASTERS WANTS OUR ATTENTION YOU BIG OAFS!"
This resulted in everyone stopping, looking at Sirius, then sitting.
"Er, um, thank you Mr. Black, 10 points to Gryffindor!" Dumbledore began. "Now, onto buisness. As you all know, tonight is kareoke night. All of the participants should have signed up already, remmber you can be entered THREE tiems at the most, once in a solo, and then twice in a group."
Studnets nodded and began to fidget, they all knew this was going to be fun.
"Sir, when are we going to start?" James Potter asked, on behalf of all Gryffindors.
"In a moment, first off, to begin, Mr. Filch and Peeves will sing a duet."
Gasp filled the air, followed by snickers.
"I present to you, Peeves to Poltergiest, and Mr. Filch, singing 'You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch'" Dumbledore said sittign, and motioning to the stage that had been set up.
(A/N: I am only doing the chorus, because I forgot the whole thing, this is also the Japanese version, as is that is my native launguage ^_^)
Peeves: You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch!
/Filch glares at Peeves/
Peeves: You're as smelly as a rat!
Peeves: You're as slimy as an eel
/Filch gets angry/
The Gryffindor and Slytherin table were rolling with laughter, while Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw were trying, in vain to hide their snickers. All of this stopped however, when Peeves continued.
Peeves: Why, I wouldn't poke you with a nine-and-a-half foot pole!
/Curtains open to see a chorus of ghost behind Peeves, singing/
Chorus: A nine-and-a-half foot pole!
Chorus: A nine-and-a-half foot pole!
Peeves: You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch!
Chorus: So Mean! So Mean!
Peeves: You're as smelly as a rat!
Chorus: A Rat! A Rat!
Peeves: You're as slimy as an eel
Chorus: Slimy Eel! Slimy Eel!
Filch: STOP THIS INSANITY!
Peeves: Why, I wouldn't poke you with a nine-and-a-half foot pole!
Filch ran off the stage and out of the main hall, while students were in the middle of a laughing fit. Peeves was bowing, as was the Ghost Chorus.
Dumbledore once again striving to get the students attention, turned to Sirius, whom cleared his throat, and procedded to yell….
"QUIET!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Silence filled the hall, and Dumbledore smiled.
"Thanks you Peeves an dcompany, and now, onto the show!"
Everyone, Teachers, ghost, and students looked excitied.
"May I present our first act…"
Everyone held their breath.
"Severeus Snape."
BWHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!! Snape! MWHA! Whats he gonna sing? You wanna know, you gotta review to find out, I need six reviews before CH2 goes up, so R&R
Author name: Nari-chan
Author email: nari@neo-tokyo.org
Category: /Humour/Musical
Keywords: Lily, James, Sirius, Remus, Peter. Voldemort, Musical
Spoilers: All
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Years ago at Hogwarts, like the Triwizard Tourtamnets, many events were going on during th eschool year. This event however, was so evil, so dark, so demented, only it's memory kept it alive……then came Albus Dumbledore……and Kareoke night at Hogwarts was brought back to life.
Disclaimer: All recognizable characters belong to J.K.Rowling, who is god! All other characters belong to ME, Nari-chan!
Author's Note: I love musicals, and was inspired to write this after listening to my sister sing "I'm a little teapot." (It does things to you) ^_^
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Kareoke Night
-
"Settle students, it is almost time to begin!" Headmaster Dumbledore yelled, trying to get the attention of the students, and was, for once, failing miserably. Sirius Black, noticing his distress, decided to help him out.
"SHUT YOUR BLOODY MOUTHS! THE HEADMASTERS WANTS OUR ATTENTION YOU BIG OAFS!"
This resulted in everyone stopping, looking at Sirius, then sitting.
"Er, um, thank you Mr. Black, 10 points to Gryffindor!" Dumbledore began. "Now, onto buisness. As you all know, tonight is kareoke night. All of the participants should have signed up already, remmber you can be entered THREE tiems at the most, once in a solo, and then twice in a group."
Studnets nodded and began to fidget, they all knew this was going to be fun.
"Sir, when are we going to start?" James Potter asked, on behalf of all Gryffindors.
"In a moment, first off, to begin, Mr. Filch and Peeves will sing a duet."
Gasp filled the air, followed by snickers.
"I present to you, Peeves to Poltergiest, and Mr. Filch, singing 'You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch'" Dumbledore said sittign, and motioning to the stage that had been set up.
(A/N: I am only doing the chorus, because I forgot the whole thing, this is also the Japanese version, as is that is my native launguage ^_^)
Peeves: You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch!
/Filch glares at Peeves/
Peeves: You're as smelly as a rat!
Peeves: You're as slimy as an eel
/Filch gets angry/
The Gryffindor and Slytherin table were rolling with laughter, while Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw were trying, in vain to hide their snickers. All of this stopped however, when Peeves continued.
Peeves: Why, I wouldn't poke you with a nine-and-a-half foot pole!
/Curtains open to see a chorus of ghost behind Peeves, singing/
Chorus: A nine-and-a-half foot pole!
Chorus: A nine-and-a-half foot pole!
Peeves: You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch!
Chorus: So Mean! So Mean!
Peeves: You're as smelly as a rat!
Chorus: A Rat! A Rat!
Peeves: You're as slimy as an eel
Chorus: Slimy Eel! Slimy Eel!
Filch: STOP THIS INSANITY!
Peeves: Why, I wouldn't poke you with a nine-and-a-half foot pole!
Filch ran off the stage and out of the main hall, while students were in the middle of a laughing fit. Peeves was bowing, as was the Ghost Chorus.
Dumbledore once again striving to get the students attention, turned to Sirius, whom cleared his throat, and procedded to yell….
"QUIET!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Silence filled the hall, and Dumbledore smiled.
"Thanks you Peeves an dcompany, and now, onto the show!"
Everyone, Teachers, ghost, and students looked excitied.
"May I present our first act…"
Everyone held their breath.
"Severeus Snape."
BWHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!! Snape! MWHA! Whats he gonna sing? You wanna know, you gotta review to find out, I need six reviews before CH2 goes up, so R&R