A/N: So I've been toying with this idea for a while. It's essentially the idea that the guild is actually a mercenary organization in the real world, meaning ours, and each person has a specialty (Natsu is pyrotechnics, Lucy is locks and safes, Gray is sniping and get-away driving, stuff like that). So I've gone and written the first kind of chapter and would really like to know if you guys would want to read more. I don't know if this would actually be a full story or just mission-by-mission kinda stuff but I really need some feedback. Also the rating will be M until I decided whether or not I can stop myself from throwing in swearing and lemons so please read and let me know what y'all think!
"Salamander. Come in Salamander." The silence from the earpiece was deafeningly annoying. "Salamander. Where are you?" Again nothing. "Natsu where the fuck are you!"
"Jeeze Keymaster calm down! I just got out of the basement! And code names remember?" The crackling voice of the pink-haired boy came back through the earpiece.
"You said ten minutes, it's been twelve." The girl looked around nervously; adjusting her night-vision goggles and checking the ammo in her rifle. She looked down the streets row of businesses towards the dock to check for the boat that was waiting for them. Getting up from her prone position she knelt on her left knee with her right foot positioned on the top of the building she was perched upon. "You didn't put to many explosives in this time did you?" Silence. "God dammit."
"Don't worry. I promise this won't be as bad as last time." Without warning he was beside her with an arm draped over her shoulder. Lucy squeaked and almost had her knife out when his lips met hers. She grabbed his black tuque and tore it off to get to the dyed hair that lay underneath. He in turn groped her ass that sat in black jeans and ran his hand up her tank-top covered back. Reaching her neck he pressed her closer before his left thumb hit the trigger on the explosives that he had just placed in the shop. Flames erupted from the shop and flew high into the warm Brazilian sky to light up the street and everything around the shop. The couple stopped to watch the spectacle with wide eyes and even wider grins, the widest being on Natsu. The warmth of the blast and the shockwave that followed hit them and sent their hair flattening backwards onto their heads.
"I thought you said you didn't put that many explosives in it."
"I didn't!" The sentence wasn't even out of his mouth when the glass at the front of the shop beside the one that Natsu had just been in had its windows explode outwards onto the street. Lucy groaned when the fire followed the glass and quickly swarmed the shop beside that one.
"You idiot."
"Heh heh, oops." Lucy hit him in the chest.
"Grab your shit and lets go." The fireball continued its way down the street as the two repelled from the roof to the street below. Using the back alleys they found themselves at the docks where they started running down one of the piers towards the blue Southern Ocean that lay expanding out into the horizon. Just as they got to the end a boat came speeding across the end and with one leap of faith the couple landed in the back to speed off and away up the Brazilian coastline towards the Gulf of Mexico.
"Little much don't you think?" Their driver was eyeing the growing fire that had spread its way through the business section of the small town.
"Shut up Gray. The target owned all of them anyways." Gray turned to them smirking, his black Hawaiian shirt unbuttoned and flapping in the wind.
"Back home then?"
"Definitely. Oooh look! The constellations!" Lucy wrapped one arm around Natsu and pointed towards the sky with the other as the boat continued its way home.
Later
"NatsUUUUUUU!" The trio hadn't even entered the building when Makarov was yelling at them from a top his bar stool. It was one day after they had gotten back from their mission and the two were still tired. Upon hearing the yelling Gray slipped along the wall of the old bar and sat himself beside a blue shirted Juvia.
"Awe shit."
"You're damn right awe shit! You blew up half a towns income you dumbass!" The drunken old man threw his beer stein at his employee and was immediately swatted in the back of the head by the white-haired mage that stood beside him.
"Boss! That's the third one this week!" The old man blushed and apologized.
"I'm sorry Mira." The pretty bar maid turned away and walked towards the end of the bar to pour Lucy and Natsu their usual, her black cocktail dress moving her curves in all the right ways. "But it still doesn't mean I won't be deducting pay!" The two groaned and sat down beside him. They had changed while on the boat ride, Lucy was in jean-shorts and a yellow tank-top while Natsu was wearing his white cargo shorts and a loose black Adidas vest. They sat on the wooden seats of the bar while their friends bustled in and out of the old bar. Sitting on the outskirts of the eastern most Mexican-American border it was in the middle of a town that didn't mind the income that the mercenaries brought in. The bar itself was pretty open with tables set up everywhere and random patrons set up among them. Windows were placed at random around the walls before stopping at the bar on one side and the large double doors on the other. The lighting was better than most bars, this was not a place that wanted people lurking in the shadows.
"Come on boss! It's not like anybody died!"
"It doesn't matter!" The little man reached out for the beer that Mira placed where the old one that he had thrown once sat. "The facts are that you were supposed to send a message and only destroy one shop. Now luckily the client loved what you did and ended up paying double." Lucy squealed in joy and hugged her boyfriend. "So I'll only take twenty percent of it this time." Lucy was to happy to care, Makarov could have taken fify percent and she would have been happy.
"Mira. What's the status of the other teams?" Mira checked the computer that sat behind her bar.
"Alzack and Bisca are almost done with their scouting mission in Turkey, Gildarts and Laki have just started their heist in Venice, team Raijinshu is on their way home from Montanna and team ShadowGear is- LAXUS WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST DO!" The lights went out in the bar and there was a moment of panic as nothing but the now blue screen that sat in front of Mira was giving off light.
"I told you that might happen!" The tall blonde techy came sauntering out of the door to one of the back rooms beside the bar while raising the welding goggles that sat on his eyes most of the time to have them sit on his forehead. "Just hold on a second y'all, power is rerouting and we'll be back up in a minute." Laxus was suddenly aware of the pissed off bar maid that stood in front of him; her high heels putting her close to his height. He nervously scratched the lightning bolt tattoo that ran its way down his right eye.
"It better be!"
"It will, it will!" With a sudden flicker the lights around the bar came back on. "See? All good! Besides, you look so much better in blue light." He kissed her on the nose and sauntered back to the room he had just come from.
"It's alright Mira. Thank you anyways." Makaraov looked at Lucy and Natsu. "You two go home now alright? Rest up. I might have a big job for you later."
So there it is! Please let me know what you think and if you want more! Thanks y'all!