"That does it, Misty! I have a bone to pick with you and you're going to sit here and listen!" My rant had been brewing for quite some time now, and I was determined to have it out with this brat.
Unfortunately, she didn't seem at all fazed.
"Can you at least make it quick? I need to go rescue Ash and Brock from that old woman's rest house," she muttered. I couldn't believe what I was hearing, how dare she not be afraid?! I stomped my foot and made a slapping motion with my right hand.
"Your twerpy friends can wait!" I snapped. "You, Misty, are one of the most selfish people I've ever met! I'm sick of you being so mean and self-centered and taking what's mine!"
"Excuse me?! I've never taken anything from you, you're always the one who's trying to take from us!" she cried.
"I'm not talking about Pokemon or possessions! I mean..." Great, now I felt like I was going to cry! "Jessie's spending all her time shopping with you lately and she never has time for me!" I whined. So much for intimidating the little brat, now she looked like she was going to laugh at me...sure enough, she did.
"Jessie told me you were like an overgrown kid, but had to see it to believe it!"
"It's not funny!" I snapped. "Look, I'm all for Jessie having other friends, but every time I see you together you're off in your own little world squealing and giggling and you keep giving me these funny looks! The twerp and the big twerp notice it too, just the other day they said they were afraid you were plotting against them with Jessie!"
"You boys are so silly!" Misty said. "It's just what girls do when they're together...I mean, I bet if you hung out with Ash and Brock you'd be doing things Jessie and I would find weird and scary!"
"Well...I guess you're right about that," I muttered...and then I smirked. Two can play at this game! "So if I were to go play cards with your friends and we started making funny noises on our armpits and laughing like Beavis and Butt-Head, you wouldn't be upset?"
"Why would I? As long as no one's feelings are getting hurt."
Again, she had a point. We may be enemies, but sometimes those kids aren't so bad.
"Well, Meowth should be happy he doesn't need to hide his friendship with Pikachu anymore," I said, and we both laughed heartily.