My dad made this up when he was 13 and Star Wars had just come out. Here it is (and read it with the Star Wars tune in your head):

Star Wars better than peanuts,

better than peanuts,

better than cheese,

better than cheese.

R&R! You know you don't have to have just Star Wars them you could have another theme like:

Jesus better than an iPod,

better than an iPod,

better than t.v.,

better than t.v.

Feel free to R&R that too, but tell me other themes that I can write too, please!