A romance story between the hunter, and witch
On a old rotten rooftop the hunter watched his secret crush crying."~Sigh~ She's been crying for hours...why?" The hunter asked to his friend the smoker."Oh right the tank broke up with her." The smoker said grabbing a refrigerate from his front pocket."What how dare he that ass hole breaking her heart just like that!" The hunter screamed as his temper grew within the seconds."Settle down look she's pretty upset why don't you talk to her and ask her out." The smoker said before the hunter jumped towards the streets where the weeping witch cried her eyes out."At least think of a plan before jumping down there like a psychopath!" The smoker silently said hoping that his friend knew what he was doing.
The hunter landed on the ground near the witch."Go away I want to be alone!" The witch cried while covering her head."I just wanted to ask you something." The hunter said taking a step closer to her. "What is it then?" The witch asked getting annoyed by the hunter's presence."Will you go out with me?" The hunter asked pulling out a bouquet of roses."Why yes of course!" The witch said before hugging the hunter."That smart little bastard pulling out the old rose routine..." The smoker said before eyeing the beauty of the new spitter."What are you staring at?" The spitter asked as she walked towards the smoker."I'm sorry your just so beautiful...um will you go out with me?" The smoker asked feeling nervous."Oh so bold yes of course!" The spitter said hugging the smoker.
The tank watched as the foolish hunter hold his girl."She my woman!" The tank screamed running towards the hunter planning to kill him."She isn't yours she is a person not a thing and I'm sick of guys like you!" The hunter said jumping out of the tank's view."Where did you go you scrawny bastard!" The tank yelled as the witch hid in a nearby ally way."I'm right here you ass hole!" The hunter said slashing at the tank's back."Ahhhh Die dammit!" The tank yelled as he missed the hunter."Too slow you bastard!" The hunter said clawing at the tank's eyes killing him instantly."Well that was easy Witch are you alright?" The hunter asked looking for the young beautiful woman he loved."Hunter you won...are you hurt?" The witch asked coming out of the ally."No I'm not okay I feel great just as long as your by my side." The hunter said as the witch kissed him.
"Wow I hope that doesn't happen to us right um spitter?" The smoker asked while the spitter watched a one armed run towards them."Oh no not him Smoker move!" The spitter said pushing the smoker out of harm's way. "I thought I told you to make me dinner before I got home!" The charger yelled as he pound her body on the hard ground."Leave her alone now!" The smoker said as he got up."What are you going to do shrimp?" The charger said still pummeling the spitter."That's it!" The smoker said before he tongue went around the charger's throat choking him to death."Are you alright?" The smoker said as he helped the spitter up."Yeah I'm fine is he dead?" The spitter asked still shock up from these current events."I think so come on let's take you home." The smoker said helping the spitter walk to her house or at least a place that she can called home.
The hunter, and witch went on dates until they got married."I'm glad we're married I love you Hunter." The witch said sleeping with the hunter."Me too I wonder how The smoker, and spitter are doing?" The hunter said snuggling with his wife. The smoker , and spitter married eachother a week after the hunter, and witch."I'm glad you said yes spitter I love you so much!" The smoker said grabbing the spitter around her waist."I love you too honey!" The spitter said before they kissed eachother.
Man I thought this plot was going to be a bit longer...stupid writer's block