Author's Note. Hi, I don't own any characters except for Sliver. Everything else was the WONDERFUL James Patterson.

Max's P.O.V

"Oh Max please!! I really would love to go mall. They have the cutest shirts at Abercrombie just for you Max. Oh and I went online to hot-topic and I saw the hottest 2-piece for you Max. I just know Fang would go goo-goo over you!" Gassy shoved a half of a pancake in Nudge's mouth to make her shut-up. I gave him a thankful look because I swear if I heard one more word from her there would be pieces of me all over the place!!

"Honey, maybe after we…we… clean the house up a bit okay." I said trying to come up with something quick. But the house was a little messy. Not that I would ever really care because when you're a half avian bird freak that has to save the world and stop crazy ITEX you really don't care that you've got a pile of bloody clothes in a corner. After Iggy's awesome breakfast (to my surprise) the flock actually clean there room's up. 20 minutes later we were on our way to my living hell. Just in this hell… there are preppy girls who want to flirt with any boy they see (including Fang!) and amazingly pricey clothing.

Author's Note: Did you like it? Please tell me so I can finish it. In the next chapter Iggy meets a girl that he really likes. So If you want to get that part leave me some of your thoughts!! Thnkz! (//_^)