Dog Years

An Adventure Time Story

(Scene #1: Treehouse)

Jake: Finn…Finn!

(Finn wakes up)

Finn: Huh? What?

Jake: Finn, come on. Wake up, man.

Finn: What? What's up, man?

Jake: Finn, come on. We gotta hurry.

Finn: What's goin' on?

Jake: I accidentally started a fire and now it's growin' fast!

Finn: Say what?!

Jake: I know. I was just tryin' to fix me up some eggs. And then it goes all Ka-Bam!

Finn: Alright, man. We really have to stop this!

Jake: Yeah! So come on. Take this bucket…

(Jake gives Finn a bucket)

Jake: …fill that thing with water, we'll douse that fire.

(Finn looks inside the bucket)

Finn: Jake, this bucket's already filled up.

Jake: Oh, alright. Well, come on, man!

(Jake goes down the bedroom ladder)

(Finn follows Jake down the ladder)

(Finn discovers there's no fire)

Finn: What?

(The is a sound from the bucket)

(Finn looks inside the bucket)

(Water splashes in Finn's face)

Jake: HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Finn: Ah, what?

Jake: Ah, yeah. And my "Prank Finn" streak continues on. No one will ever prank this dog!

Finn: (pfft) I'm gonna get you back, man.

Jake: Yeah, right. O.K. Now's the real reason why I got you down here is to remind you it's ma' birthday.

Finn: Oh, yeah, dog. Happy Birthday, buddy.

Jake: Thanks buddy.

Finn: (gasps) Jake, look out!

(A frying pan is flying towards Jake)

(Finn takes Jake down)

Jake: What the heck?

Finn: Dude, that just came out of nowhere.

Jake: Well (panting) whatever. That's nothin' now. Let's just go to the Candy Kingdom.

(Jake falls down the living room ladder)

(Jake lands on his head)

Finn: Jake!

(Finn runs over to Jake)

Finn: Dude, you O.K.?!

Jake: Uuuuuugh…..Yeah. I'm cool, man.

Finn: You sure?

Jake: Yeah. Listen let's just get a move on.

(Jake holds the door knob)

(Jake gets electrocuted)

Jake: AAAAAAAAAA!

Finn: Holy shoot!

(Finn runs over to Jake)

Jake: Man, what's goin' on with me today?

Finn: Well, let's get the math outta here before somethin' else happens.

Jake: Got it.

(Finn and Jake leave the treehouse)

(Scene #2: Candy Kingdom)

Jake: Uuuuuugh…..

Finn: Dude, you sure your good? You've seriously been having a real streak of bad luck lately.

Jake: Ha! All that stuff was nothin'. Really man, I'm fine.

Princess Bubblegum: Hey, guys. What's up?

Finn: Oh, hey Princess. We just here 'cause Jake wants to spend his birthday with Lady Rainicorn.

Princess Bubblegum: Oh…..Well first I'd like to say Happy Birthday to you, Jake.

Jake: Thanks PB.

Princess Bubblegum: But also, I'm afraid to say that I can't find Lady anywhere.

Finn and Jake: What?

Princess Bubblegum: Yeah. I haven't seen her since this morning.

Jake: Well, can me and Finn help?

Princess Bubblegum: 'Nah. It's fine. I already have search party looking for here right now.

Jake: (sigh) Well, I hope she's alright.

Princess Bubblegum: …..Yeah. Me too.

Jake: Well, no big deal. I invited Lady to my party later. She'll be there.

Finn: Hmmm…..Well later, PB. Good luck on findin' LR.

Princess Bubblegum: Thanks, guys.

(Peppermint Butler walks to Princess Bubblegum with a case of fire ants)

Peppermint Butler: Princess, I have successfully collected enough fire beetles for the bug sanctuary.

Princess Bubblegum: Great. Just set them on the table.

Peppermint Butler: What was that?

(Peppermint Butler then trips on a lump in a carpet)

Peppermint Butler: Ooops!

(The fire beetles fly out of the case and land on Jake)

Jake: AAAAAAAAAAA! Fire beetles all around my bod!

Finn: I'll get em' man!

Jake: Just hurry and em' off, man!

(Scene #3: Treehouse)

(Finn and Jake enter the living room)

Finn: How you feelin' buddy?

Jake: I'm O.K. It was a good thing that DP said the fire beetles didn't give me enough poison to kill me.

Finn: Yeah. So everything's good.

Jake: 'Nah, man.

Finn: What?

Jake: When those fire beetles were chewin' on every part of my skin, I actually thought that maybe my luck is goin' down.

Finn: I told you.

(A figure laughs)

Jake: What was that?

(A spirit appears in front of Finn and Jake)

Finn: What the heck are you?

Jake: And what you doin' in our house?

Spirit: I am the keeper of Jake the Dog's luck.

Jake: So you're the butt doin' this stuff to me?!

(Jake charges at the spirit)

(The spirit strikes a posse at Jake)

(Jake trips over Beemo)

Spirit: Listen to me, dog. For your streak of bad luck is penalty.

Jake: What? What have I done?

Spirit: You have broken the rule of an increase of practical jokes. Or what you may call "pranks".

Jake: You mean I, almost got wacked by a frying pan, nearly busted my head open, and got covered with fire beetles 'cause I've done to many pranks.

Spirit: Yes. Most of your luck has been used by all of the attempts to make jokes upon others.

Finn: What? So, how long are you just going to keep cursing Jake? 'Till the end of the day, maybe?

Spirit: No. Jake has nearly lost all of his luck. And he may not ever get it again. So, I might have to keep cursing him for the rest of his life.

Jake: What?!

Finn: Can he do anything to reverse it?

Spirit: The only way that Jake could possibly reverse his luck is to perform a ritual where his last prank was made.

Jake: That's here. So what do we do?

Spirit: Jake. You stand here. Finn you stand aside.

(The spirit eventually makes a barrier around him and Jake)

Jake: Uhhh…..What's goin' on?

Spirit: Now you must swear to follow all methods. No question asked.

Jake: I totally swear. Now let's get this curse off of me.

Spirit: Now Jake. Your first task is to become very calm.

(Jake sits down and closes his eyes)

Jake: Now what?

Spirit: Now tell me who is the one who means the world to you.

Jake: That guy…is Finn.

Spirit: Now you must get Finn and sacrifice him to the 63rd dead-world.

Jake: What?!

Spirit: No questioning the regain method.

Jake: There ain't no way, I'm killin' Finn.

Spirit: You must!

Jake: No!

(The spirit gets furious and grows into a towering monster)

(The spirit breaks through the barrier)

Finn: Holy stuff!

Jake: Let me go!

Finn: Jake, what the junk happened?!

Jake: I got it jacked off, man. Help me take him down!

(Finn takes out his sword and charges at the spirit)

(The spirit raises its hand and makes Finn levitate)

Spirit: I am going to transport Finn to the 63rd dead-world.

Jake: (sigh) Sorry, Finn. I want you to know that you're my bro here and from Glob's realm.

Spirit: Now I shall say one thing before so.

Jake: Just say it.

Spirit: (Marceline's voice) Happy Birthday, Jake.

Jake: What the?

(The spirit transforms into Marceline)

Jake: Marceline?!

Finn: Ha! Ha!

(Princess Bubblegum, Lady Rainicorn and other Candy citizens come out)

Candy People: Happy Birthday!

Jake: Alright. Seriously, what's goin' on?

Finn: I got you, bro. Ooooooh yeah.

Jake: What?

(Marceline lets Finn and Jake down)

Finn: Don't you get it? I pranked you this time.

Jake: No way.

Finn: Yeah. The frying pan, you tripping down the ladder. I even asked Marceline to come over and scare you.

Jake: Dang…..Even the fire beetles.

Finn: Nope. That part was just bad luck.

Jake: No. No. No more talkin' about luck, O.K. I'm just….really exhausted.

Finn: 'Nah. You're just bummed that I ended your streak.

Jake: (pfft) Yeah right. I'll get it back. Just you wait. But now, let's party.

(Everyone starts dancing)

(Eventually)

Jake: Hey, Finn. Come over, here.

(Finn walks over to Jake)

Finn: S'up, Jake?

Jake: I want you to check this out.

(Finn looks around)

Finn: Check out what?

Jake: Close your eyes.

(Finn closes his eyes)

(Jake farts in Finn's face)

Finn: Uuuugh (coughs)

Jake: Ha! Ha! And "Prank Finn" streak prevails.

Finn: Jake!

The End