In times past there lived a King and Queen who said o each other everyday of their lives,
" Would that we had a child!" and yet they had none. But it happened one day while Queen Usagi was bathing a frog came out of the water.
"EEEK!" Usagi screamed wrapping her self in a towel.
" Oops I think I should have taken a right instead of a left at snow white," the frog said." Anyway you want an apple?" The frog lifted an apple up to the queen and waited.
" No, Duo I do not want an apple, why are you a frog anyway?" Usagi replied.
" I don't know, I just woke up and there I was, do you know how lost one can get in their own sheets?"
" No, now go," Usagi, said sternly. With that the frog hopped away.

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It was the middle of winter and the snowflakes were falling from the sky like feathers. A queen sat on her balcony working on her embroidery. The frame as black as ebony, and as she sat working, gazing out onto the fallen snow, she pricked her finger. Three drops of blood then fell to the ground. As she looked at how bright red they were she said to herself.
"Oh only,"
" HEY REI!" a little old hag said interrupting her. Climbing up a ladder to the balcony. " Minako?"
" Yeah I've come to offer you a rose for a room."
" Wrong story Minako,"
" Oh yeah, so where's Wufei?"
" Off at war,"
" Aren't you worried?"
" Why should I be? This is a child's story,"
" Oh o nobody can get hurt, yeah you're right,"
" Oh but I didn't' say that," Rei said pushing the ladder back letting it fall to the ground.
" SO cruel." Minako hollered up, lying in the snow.

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Near a great forest lived a woodcutter, his family and his two children. Hansel and Gretal were their names and they loved their life.
" I can show you the world, Shinning shimmering, splen,"Hansel began to sing
" Hansel, wrong story," Gretal interrupted.
" Darn, I wanted to sing something," Hansel replied kicking up dirt.

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There once was a sweet maid much loved by many, but most of all by her grandmother. Her grandmother didn't know how to show her love so she sent her a frog.
" You shall one day have a daughter," Duo said when the maiden opened the package.
" Chibi?"
" Huh?"
" Chibi?"
" DO you understand me?"
" Chibi?"
"Can you talk?"
" Chibi?"
" You need help,"
" Ah seek out ghandi to find peace within yourself."
" WHAT DID YOU SAY?" Duo asked with widened eyes.
" Chibi?"
" What's your name?"
" Chibi?"
" I'm out of here," -_- Duo then hopped out of there.