-1Paging Doctor Ed…
Chapter 1: The beginning
Plot: The Eds volunteer at the hospital, with disastrous consequences.
The cul-de-sac was in it's usual mood (or closest enough a road can get to a mood) when suddenly, a pinecone fell from a tree, and guess where it landed? That's right, Jimmy's head. The pinecone, which fell on a tree, landed on the poor, unsuspecting head of Jimmy. OK, some of you won't matter, since you might consider Jimmy to be one of the worst EEnE characters ever. So, apparently, Jimmy had a concussion (is this kid weak or what?) from a pinecone falling on his head. But enough of that scene now.
The first ones on the scene were, surprisingly, the Eds. Hearing that "conk" made Eddy think: "How much money does Jimmy have today?" The Eds rushed to the scene, and Eddy checked Jimmy's pockets. Nothing. Not even a penny. Eddy, who felt remorse because Jimmy was broke, and he has only got a dime, then thought of a scam. "Hey I've got an idea!" Eddy bellowed. "A hospital!"
"Or," Edd mentioned. "Why not go to the hospital to volunteer."
"Do we get paid?" Eddy wondered.
"Nope" was the reply, again, surprisingly, from Ed.
Edd and Eddy looked at Ed in shock, whilst Ed made a trademark stupid grin. "Yeah… Er…" Eddy muttered. "Seriously how much?"
Edd looked at Eddy and replied "I'm afraid Ed's right. We don't get paid."
Eddy was furious. "Why the hell didja (did you) mention the idea then?"
"There, they have proper supplies. We can't make an iron lung from cardboard and a balloon." came from Edd. "Think about it: we won't have to buy a lot of stuff"
"Maybe we can ask to get paid?" was Ed's question.
Eddy had a thought in his head, and then, in a cartoon cliché style, a light bulb appeared on top of his head.
"Ed I could kiss ya (you) but I ain't that type of guy!" said Eddy, with a thought in his head. "C'mon (come on), I'll explain on the way!"
And so off they went, off to the hospital, with Kevin walking into the "shot". He noticed that Eddy forgot to check the ground around him. There, he found a $10 note, which ended up under Kevin's hat. He then walked off.
All Jimmy made was a small, soft "Owie…"