THE KOTOR "Behind the Magic" Chapter ONE
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Austrailian Host(AH): Today, mates, we are goin' ta see the BTM of KOTOR.
The American Co-Host(ACH):Let us start out on the Endar Spire.
George Lucas:The effect most widely used will be the Green screen and cardboard plus CG.
::Endar Spire Music plays which is being done by the Orchestra::
Sound Effects: BOOM!!!
Revan: *gets up looking at everything like wha?*
Trask: *Walks in the room*
George Lucas: CUT!!!!
George Lucas(GE): Trask you idiot! You just walked through the door! -_-;;
Trask: How am I supposed to know, it is just one giant green screen except for the hallway back there! :O
GE:Shut up or yer fired!!! :O
Trask: Yes Sir! O_O
Guy with the thing(GWTT):Endar Spire Wake up Scene Take 2!
::The thing snaps::
AH:Since we are in a hurry, mates, let's get past the puttin' on the clothes thing.
GWTT:Endar Spire Hallway walk and fight Take 1!
Trask: I don't know the security codes for this door you'll have to unlock with your security skills.
Revan: Then how did you get to my room. It just doesn't make sense!
GE: CUT!!!!
GE:Revan, it doesn't matter if it makes sense or not, just get to the damn point!!! *curses really bad words*
Revan:Ok, but remember I can quit if you get on to me again!!! For you can use some other guy.
GE: I'll double your pay.
Revan: OK ^_^
GWTT:Endar Spire Hallway walk and fight Take 2!
::The thing snaps, again!::
::Orchestra groans and start playing background music again::
Trask: I don't know the security codes for this door you'll have to unlock with your security skills.*sigh*
Revan:*whispering*whatever.
::Revan unlocks the door and the soldiers are fighting::
Sound Effects: *laser shooting sound*
Sound Effects:BOOM!!!
While the explosion takes place a republic soldier dies but unfortunatly the cardboard walls fall down.
GE: CUT!!!! NOT AGAIN!!!! :O
AH: Well, mates, I think that it's time ta go ta Taris in the next part.
ACH:Amen, we need to let George Lucas cool off.
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WILL THERE BE EVEN WORSE MISTAKES, WHAT CASTROPHES AWAIT, AND WILL THIS EVER GO RIGHT?
You can find out if you Read & Review!
Flames will be used on George Lucas's anger on the characters. ;)
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Austrailian Host(AH): Today, mates, we are goin' ta see the BTM of KOTOR.
The American Co-Host(ACH):Let us start out on the Endar Spire.
George Lucas:The effect most widely used will be the Green screen and cardboard plus CG.
::Endar Spire Music plays which is being done by the Orchestra::
Sound Effects: BOOM!!!
Revan: *gets up looking at everything like wha?*
Trask: *Walks in the room*
George Lucas: CUT!!!!
George Lucas(GE): Trask you idiot! You just walked through the door! -_-;;
Trask: How am I supposed to know, it is just one giant green screen except for the hallway back there! :O
GE:Shut up or yer fired!!! :O
Trask: Yes Sir! O_O
Guy with the thing(GWTT):Endar Spire Wake up Scene Take 2!
::The thing snaps::
AH:Since we are in a hurry, mates, let's get past the puttin' on the clothes thing.
GWTT:Endar Spire Hallway walk and fight Take 1!
Trask: I don't know the security codes for this door you'll have to unlock with your security skills.
Revan: Then how did you get to my room. It just doesn't make sense!
GE: CUT!!!!
GE:Revan, it doesn't matter if it makes sense or not, just get to the damn point!!! *curses really bad words*
Revan:Ok, but remember I can quit if you get on to me again!!! For you can use some other guy.
GE: I'll double your pay.
Revan: OK ^_^
GWTT:Endar Spire Hallway walk and fight Take 2!
::The thing snaps, again!::
::Orchestra groans and start playing background music again::
Trask: I don't know the security codes for this door you'll have to unlock with your security skills.*sigh*
Revan:*whispering*whatever.
::Revan unlocks the door and the soldiers are fighting::
Sound Effects: *laser shooting sound*
Sound Effects:BOOM!!!
While the explosion takes place a republic soldier dies but unfortunatly the cardboard walls fall down.
GE: CUT!!!! NOT AGAIN!!!! :O
AH: Well, mates, I think that it's time ta go ta Taris in the next part.
ACH:Amen, we need to let George Lucas cool off.
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WILL THERE BE EVEN WORSE MISTAKES, WHAT CASTROPHES AWAIT, AND WILL THIS EVER GO RIGHT?
You can find out if you Read & Review!
Flames will be used on George Lucas's anger on the characters. ;)