Disclaimer: I do not own Gundam Wing or any of its characters (I wish I did)
7:00 A.M.
Ring. Ring. Usually, I never wake up this early, but I groggily awoke from my slumber, annoyed at who would call this early in the morning.
"Hilde, get the phone," I yells out loud, all the while still lying on my bed.
"I'm in the shower Duo. You get it," she replies.
As I got up, I held the bed to support myself, only to realize I had moved to the edge of the bed.
"Huh?" I managed to say that little before tumbling off the bed, nose diving into the cabinet Hilde had asked me to assemble for her the other day. "Itai," I said, as I attempted to regain balance. With a feeling that something strange was in my nose, my finger rubbed it, and my eyes grew large at what I saw. My nose was bleeding. "Great. Now I have a nosebleed, and the phone is still ringing. I'd better try not to get any blood on the carpet or Hilde's going to kill me."
My arm reached to the cabinet for support, trying to stand myself up, but the cabinet broke and I fell back on the ground. I guess I shouldn't have cut corners while Hilde wasn't looking.
"Duo. What's with the racket in there?" Hilde asked from the shower.
"Nothing doing. Just getting some exercise," I quickly yelled back. Finally, after a few more minutes of exertion, I reached the phone.
"Hello. Duo speaking. May I ask who this is," I asked.
"Duo. This is Relena," the person replied.
"Oh Relena. What business do you have with the Shinigami today," I inquired.
"Well, I have a favor to ask," Relena replied.
"Well Oujo-san, the Shinigami may ask for a price," I told her, unaware that Hilde had finished taking her shower, and was wondering who was calling.
After 3 minutes of relentless beating and threats to paint my best buddy pink (Hilde can sometimes be so cruel)
"Sorry for the delay. I just had to have a small talk with Duo," Hilde said, as she began to converse with Relena about the latest fashions and news.
Hilde had a really good figure. That was one of the things I thought of as the two talked. My thinking came to an end as she shoved the phone into my hand.
"She has a favor," Hilde said, before leaving the room fuming. Maybe I would never understand woman. I placed the phone beside my ear, and Relena started talking again.
"So Duo. What did you do to anger Hilde," Relena asked kindly.
"Don't worry about it. So what did you want," I replied.
"Well….I'm getting married and I want Heero to be there," she states.
"Who're you getting married to?" I asked.
"That is a secret. Your job is to only somehow get Heero to come," she answered.
"Okay. Just hold for a second," I said, as I turned and grabbed my radio that connected to the D-Hell. "This is Duo calling Heero. You hear me?"
"I hear you braided baka," was the reply that came over the radio.
"Can we go one conversation without that please," I asked.
"Kimi wo korosu," he said. Why does he keep saying that? I don't even know what it means.
Remembering a specific point, I asked Relena, "When is the wedding going to be?"
"Well, I was hoping for maybe a week from now," she answered.
I turned back to the radio and told Heero that Relena was going to be kidnapped a week from now. His reaction was completely predictable to a certain degree. Learning from past experience, Heero is extremely efficient, and can find information in basically no time. Having said that to Heero, I told Relena, "Everything has been taken care of," and fell back on my bed. A few seconds later, Hilde came back in and asked me why the cabinet I was assembling was broken. While she was talking [She has the habit of talking with her eyes closed], I jumped out the window, activated D-Hell and flew away as fast as D-Hell could go.
TBC?
I may or may not continue depending on how many reviews…. d('A')b