This is something I did because I was bored. It is a little thing that goes to the tune of On Top of Old Smokey, and is about some random dude named Duke (Duke Rhymes with Nuke)
Enjoy
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In a city was Duke
Nowhere near a flood
He lost his poor big Nuke
When he slipped in some blood
It popped out of the launcher
And hit a mutant
And when it exploded
He expired on lawn chairs
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And That is that.