*The First Meeting of the Hot Wings Club*
Him: Hi all possible club members, I'm Him. Yup, that's m' name. Yeh heh heh!
Anyways, we'll be choosin' some club members for this Hot Wings devotees club... thingy.
Now let's meet the member... thingys. Yeh heh heh! And to be contestants, here are some
Ankoku Bujutsukai peoples to be in the club... maybe.
*Curtains open to reveal members of the Rokuyoukai, Toguro, Mashoutsukai, Dr. Ichigaki, and
Uraotogi Teams*
Him: Yeh heh heh!
Jin: Who are you?
Him: That's it, anyone can see he doesn't love hot wings! Get him out of here!
Jin: Yay! *flies out of the window on the ceiling and breaks it*
Him: Yeh heh heh! He'll pay... repair fees!
Touya: Uh yeah, I also don't like hot wings. Can I go now?
Him: Sure! *shoves him into a Porta Pottie* Now you may go. Yeh heh heh! *Pottie turns
into a rocket and blasts into the ceiling*
Touya: Noooooooooooooo!!!... He'll pay... For what he did to my pottie. *starts whining* It
was a birthday present!
Him: Now let's see the rest of Mashotsukai Team!
Gama: *is stuffing his face with greasy Hot Dogs* I'M ALREADY PART OF THE TELETUBBIES
CLUB!!!
Him: Too bad! You're dripping grease all over anyways... *flushes Gama down toilet* Anyone
else in this Teletubby Club?
Karasu: I am.
Majari and Bob: *pop up from behind Karasu*
Majari: Like, so are we!
Bob: How normal. We went with Karasu for moral support. Oh, and Gama too. How normal.
Karasu: Thanks buddies ^^
Him: *stuffs them all in toilet and tries flushing them down* Weird Teletubbies... Hey,
they won't go down!
Majari: Nooo! This is like, totally messing up my outfit!
Gama: *comes back up* THAT OUTFIT WAS MESSED UP FROM THE START MAN!!!
Majari: I told you never to call me man! *starts crying and turns pink*
Gama: WAAAAAAAAAH!!! *starts crying and turning pink also for no reason*
Karasu: Mommy...
Bob: This is not normal. How normal.
Him: Uh oh, I think it's clogged.
Suzaku: *walks in with his plunger* Oh, no no no no no. You're not going to use
Plunger-sweetie for that trash!
Gama: HEY!
Suzaku: *singing* Plunger plunger, woah!
Gama: JERK...
Suzaku: *starts jumping on everyone's heads* I heard that you bad little makeup
artist... *hugs plunger*
Gama: *starts getting flushed* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Majari: Like, goodbye! *follows Gama*
Karasu: Weee!!!
Bob: A guy with a plunger, how normal.
Suzaku: I am NOT normal. *runs away with plunger*
Him: ... Cool! Not only was there a cameo by Suzaku, but we also got the toilet
fixed! *sits on it* I really gotta go... Yeh heh heh! But now's not the time. Let's meet
the remainder of Mashotsukai, shall we? Ooh, listen to my fancy talk!
Gama: *Pops up from toilet* THAT AIN'T FANCY TALK!
Suzaku: *Jumps on him until he goes back down* 'Ain't' ain't a word! *Runs away with
plunger*
Him: Yip, that's right! Anyways, there's still Ruka, Reishou, and Bakuken. Let's meet 'em!
*they step up to the stage and audience screams when they see them*
Him: Uh, sorry Bakuken I think you're much too ugly to be in the club. Now who wants to
kick him out?
*audience raises hands*
Him: How about the lovely Reikai Tantei?
Kuwabara: Yeah!
Him: *pulls lever and Kuwa goes flying* I said LOVELY. We don't want any more ugly here
today.
Yusuke: *holds up Kuwa's shoe* Hey Kuwabara! You forgot something! *runs after him*
Hiei: Well I guess it's up to us Kurama.
Kurama: Yay! *high-fives Hiei and they both walk up to Him*
Him: Now you have five minutes to kill two out of these three hideous people, and begin! Yeh
heh heh!
*Kurama and Hiei jump on the remaining team members with their weapons drawn. There is a
big cloud of dust. As it fades away, you can get a better view of what's happening*
Him: Ump, there's one left. Good work people!
Hiei: Aw... it's over.
Kurama: Don't worry Hiei. There are other teams to destroy, there are.
Kenshin: *from audience* Hey! You took my repitition trademark! That's patent pending, bub.
It is!
Majari & Karasu: *pop out of toilet* Kurama-koi!
Kurama: Run! *Hiei and Kurama jump through the hole in the ceiling made by Jin*
Suzaku: *holding plunger like a sword and is charging at Karasu and Majari* Die!!! *shoves
them back in and runs off again*
Him: Right... and the winner is: Ruka! Welcome to the Hot Wings Club!
Ruka: Cool^^ I like to eat Hot Wings with Spagetti.
Him: I should try that maybe... Anyways, the ugly Bakuken and the Gay Reisho will have to
just be fertilizer for the hot wings trees.
Audience: Yay!
Him: And now for our next team: Let's all give it up for Toguro Team!
Audience: *boos*
Him: Now I'm very sorry about what happened to Karasu. He was more than a friend to all of
you after all. But Suzaku is very sensitive about others being in his plunger's home. Now
let's see... since all of you are ugly and evil, let's have a death math to see who will
be in the Hot Wings Club.
Chuu: Death match? Ooh! Can I get the knives... and the sake?
Him: You must have misheard, drunken fool. Because I clearly said Death MATH. And for such
an occasion, I'd like to welcome the master of numbers... and Porta Potties. Touya!
Touya: *flies back in the Porta Pottie* What am I doing back here? I was supposed to go to
Jin's house and eat there and-
Him: Whatever, but right now, you'll have to manage the Death Math!
Touya: Death Math?
Him: Yep, and to explain the rules: Jin!
Jin: *crashes back from roof* Ow... what was that for?
Touya: Uh... hi Wind person?
Jin: Aha! I knew you were in this!
Him: Explain the rules Jin!
Jin: For what?
Him and Touya: Death Math.
Jin: Uh... you have to win. The end. Now can I go home?
Him: Yeh heh heh! Yip!
Jin: See ya Ice person! *goes into backward mode and crashes up into ceiling*
Him: Well that takes care of that. Now Touya, please ask them one Death Math question
to decide who will be in the club.
Touya: Uh... what's 2+2?
Ototo: Ten!
Bui: D!
Aniki: Hot Dawgs!
Touya: *looks at watch* Ihavetohurrynowthehotdogpersonwinsbye! *races out* Hey!... Since
when do I wear a watch?
Him: Congradulations Aniki!
Suzaku: *comes in dressed like a janitor and stuffs the Toguro and Bui down the toilet*
Plunger Plunger, woah! Hee hee hee...
Him: Thank you Suzaku for taking care of the other gay freaks. They're in a better place
now...
Toguro and Bui: *are avoiding alligators and the Teletubbies Club members in the sewage
system*
Him: Well now it's time for the Uraotogi Team to be done! Let's bring out the ones with
the notoriously long names!
Suzuki: My name is just notoriously beautiful.
Him: I don't like that ugly clown person.
Suzaku: Consider it done! *sprays Suzuki away and straight through the wall with a
high-pressure hose*
Him: Thank you. Now let's see... Makintaro, Hiei cut off your arms so you can't eat Hot
Wings. You're out.
Suzaku: *blasts him away as well*
Him: And let's see... Kuromomotaro, it appears you like dumplings better than hot wings. Not
only that, but you don't even know how to eat.
Kuromomotaro: But it's for a good reason-
Him: Silence! *drags out a box labeled 'Jin's Super Whirlwind Machine'* Byesies
dumpling-boy! *presses a button and Kuromomotaro falls through the hole in the ceiling while
being swept away by wind* Now let's see... the ones left are Shishiwakamaru and Urarishima.
Geez, don't you ever get teased with those names?
Yusuke: *comes back from returning Kuwa's shoe* Haha. Your name is SheShe... and
Fish-pole... person... thing. Yeah, that's what your names are.
Him: What an idiot... Yeh heh heh!
Shishiwakamaru's Fanclub: Hey! You can't insult him like that! (etcetera, etcetera)
Him: Eew. A fanclub. *blows away Shishiwakamaru and his fanclub* Well I guess Urarishima is
the newest Hot Wings Club member! Yay! Hey wait a minute, this is a fanclub... Yeh heh heh!
Dr. Ichigaki: Yeh heh heh!... Hey, you copied my laugh!
Him: No, YOU copied ME. But since you so rudely interrupted, you and your dumb team thingy
can go first.
Dr. Ichigaki: Nooooooooooooooo!!
Him: Yip, that right! Well first of all, you'll have to disqualify your robot thing. It
can't eat hot wings.
Duo Maxwell: *falls through hole in ceiling* Hey! Just what I need, a new Gundam! *drags
it away on a leash*
Him: Yeh heh heh! That was Duo Maxwell from Gundam Wing, yip! But this isn't the Gundam
Club, it's the Hot Wings Club so let's keep going!
Hiei and Kurama: *crash through wall with herioc music in the background*
Him: Nooooooooo! You were supposed to do that later.
*heroic music stops*
Hiei: Aw... *sits in audience with Kurama*
Suzaku: *spots the lizards* Hey! You gators belong in the sewer! *hits them unconscious
with plunger and shoves them down sink* Now let's see those weird Teletubbies survive...
Him: So I guess it's rounded down to these people! *gestures to En, Ryou, and Kai*
ERAK: ...
Him: Oh boy, another bunch of geniuses... *throws refridgerator full of hot wings at them*
You weird people!
En: *refridgerator attaches to him*
Him: My God, the guy's magnetic! Yeh heh heh! He'll be perfect for getting hot wings!
Suzaku: Haha! *trips Ryou and Kai and then kicks them out of the door*
Him: Well it looks like we have all of our club members! Make sure you are here at next
week's meeting! Ruka, En, Aniki, and Urarishima, we can't wait for you guyses! Yeh heh heh!
Him: Hi all possible club members, I'm Him. Yup, that's m' name. Yeh heh heh!
Anyways, we'll be choosin' some club members for this Hot Wings devotees club... thingy.
Now let's meet the member... thingys. Yeh heh heh! And to be contestants, here are some
Ankoku Bujutsukai peoples to be in the club... maybe.
*Curtains open to reveal members of the Rokuyoukai, Toguro, Mashoutsukai, Dr. Ichigaki, and
Uraotogi Teams*
Him: Yeh heh heh!
Jin: Who are you?
Him: That's it, anyone can see he doesn't love hot wings! Get him out of here!
Jin: Yay! *flies out of the window on the ceiling and breaks it*
Him: Yeh heh heh! He'll pay... repair fees!
Touya: Uh yeah, I also don't like hot wings. Can I go now?
Him: Sure! *shoves him into a Porta Pottie* Now you may go. Yeh heh heh! *Pottie turns
into a rocket and blasts into the ceiling*
Touya: Noooooooooooooo!!!... He'll pay... For what he did to my pottie. *starts whining* It
was a birthday present!
Him: Now let's see the rest of Mashotsukai Team!
Gama: *is stuffing his face with greasy Hot Dogs* I'M ALREADY PART OF THE TELETUBBIES
CLUB!!!
Him: Too bad! You're dripping grease all over anyways... *flushes Gama down toilet* Anyone
else in this Teletubby Club?
Karasu: I am.
Majari and Bob: *pop up from behind Karasu*
Majari: Like, so are we!
Bob: How normal. We went with Karasu for moral support. Oh, and Gama too. How normal.
Karasu: Thanks buddies ^^
Him: *stuffs them all in toilet and tries flushing them down* Weird Teletubbies... Hey,
they won't go down!
Majari: Nooo! This is like, totally messing up my outfit!
Gama: *comes back up* THAT OUTFIT WAS MESSED UP FROM THE START MAN!!!
Majari: I told you never to call me man! *starts crying and turns pink*
Gama: WAAAAAAAAAH!!! *starts crying and turning pink also for no reason*
Karasu: Mommy...
Bob: This is not normal. How normal.
Him: Uh oh, I think it's clogged.
Suzaku: *walks in with his plunger* Oh, no no no no no. You're not going to use
Plunger-sweetie for that trash!
Gama: HEY!
Suzaku: *singing* Plunger plunger, woah!
Gama: JERK...
Suzaku: *starts jumping on everyone's heads* I heard that you bad little makeup
artist... *hugs plunger*
Gama: *starts getting flushed* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Majari: Like, goodbye! *follows Gama*
Karasu: Weee!!!
Bob: A guy with a plunger, how normal.
Suzaku: I am NOT normal. *runs away with plunger*
Him: ... Cool! Not only was there a cameo by Suzaku, but we also got the toilet
fixed! *sits on it* I really gotta go... Yeh heh heh! But now's not the time. Let's meet
the remainder of Mashotsukai, shall we? Ooh, listen to my fancy talk!
Gama: *Pops up from toilet* THAT AIN'T FANCY TALK!
Suzaku: *Jumps on him until he goes back down* 'Ain't' ain't a word! *Runs away with
plunger*
Him: Yip, that's right! Anyways, there's still Ruka, Reishou, and Bakuken. Let's meet 'em!
*they step up to the stage and audience screams when they see them*
Him: Uh, sorry Bakuken I think you're much too ugly to be in the club. Now who wants to
kick him out?
*audience raises hands*
Him: How about the lovely Reikai Tantei?
Kuwabara: Yeah!
Him: *pulls lever and Kuwa goes flying* I said LOVELY. We don't want any more ugly here
today.
Yusuke: *holds up Kuwa's shoe* Hey Kuwabara! You forgot something! *runs after him*
Hiei: Well I guess it's up to us Kurama.
Kurama: Yay! *high-fives Hiei and they both walk up to Him*
Him: Now you have five minutes to kill two out of these three hideous people, and begin! Yeh
heh heh!
*Kurama and Hiei jump on the remaining team members with their weapons drawn. There is a
big cloud of dust. As it fades away, you can get a better view of what's happening*
Him: Ump, there's one left. Good work people!
Hiei: Aw... it's over.
Kurama: Don't worry Hiei. There are other teams to destroy, there are.
Kenshin: *from audience* Hey! You took my repitition trademark! That's patent pending, bub.
It is!
Majari & Karasu: *pop out of toilet* Kurama-koi!
Kurama: Run! *Hiei and Kurama jump through the hole in the ceiling made by Jin*
Suzaku: *holding plunger like a sword and is charging at Karasu and Majari* Die!!! *shoves
them back in and runs off again*
Him: Right... and the winner is: Ruka! Welcome to the Hot Wings Club!
Ruka: Cool^^ I like to eat Hot Wings with Spagetti.
Him: I should try that maybe... Anyways, the ugly Bakuken and the Gay Reisho will have to
just be fertilizer for the hot wings trees.
Audience: Yay!
Him: And now for our next team: Let's all give it up for Toguro Team!
Audience: *boos*
Him: Now I'm very sorry about what happened to Karasu. He was more than a friend to all of
you after all. But Suzaku is very sensitive about others being in his plunger's home. Now
let's see... since all of you are ugly and evil, let's have a death math to see who will
be in the Hot Wings Club.
Chuu: Death match? Ooh! Can I get the knives... and the sake?
Him: You must have misheard, drunken fool. Because I clearly said Death MATH. And for such
an occasion, I'd like to welcome the master of numbers... and Porta Potties. Touya!
Touya: *flies back in the Porta Pottie* What am I doing back here? I was supposed to go to
Jin's house and eat there and-
Him: Whatever, but right now, you'll have to manage the Death Math!
Touya: Death Math?
Him: Yep, and to explain the rules: Jin!
Jin: *crashes back from roof* Ow... what was that for?
Touya: Uh... hi Wind person?
Jin: Aha! I knew you were in this!
Him: Explain the rules Jin!
Jin: For what?
Him and Touya: Death Math.
Jin: Uh... you have to win. The end. Now can I go home?
Him: Yeh heh heh! Yip!
Jin: See ya Ice person! *goes into backward mode and crashes up into ceiling*
Him: Well that takes care of that. Now Touya, please ask them one Death Math question
to decide who will be in the club.
Touya: Uh... what's 2+2?
Ototo: Ten!
Bui: D!
Aniki: Hot Dawgs!
Touya: *looks at watch* Ihavetohurrynowthehotdogpersonwinsbye! *races out* Hey!... Since
when do I wear a watch?
Him: Congradulations Aniki!
Suzaku: *comes in dressed like a janitor and stuffs the Toguro and Bui down the toilet*
Plunger Plunger, woah! Hee hee hee...
Him: Thank you Suzaku for taking care of the other gay freaks. They're in a better place
now...
Toguro and Bui: *are avoiding alligators and the Teletubbies Club members in the sewage
system*
Him: Well now it's time for the Uraotogi Team to be done! Let's bring out the ones with
the notoriously long names!
Suzuki: My name is just notoriously beautiful.
Him: I don't like that ugly clown person.
Suzaku: Consider it done! *sprays Suzuki away and straight through the wall with a
high-pressure hose*
Him: Thank you. Now let's see... Makintaro, Hiei cut off your arms so you can't eat Hot
Wings. You're out.
Suzaku: *blasts him away as well*
Him: And let's see... Kuromomotaro, it appears you like dumplings better than hot wings. Not
only that, but you don't even know how to eat.
Kuromomotaro: But it's for a good reason-
Him: Silence! *drags out a box labeled 'Jin's Super Whirlwind Machine'* Byesies
dumpling-boy! *presses a button and Kuromomotaro falls through the hole in the ceiling while
being swept away by wind* Now let's see... the ones left are Shishiwakamaru and Urarishima.
Geez, don't you ever get teased with those names?
Yusuke: *comes back from returning Kuwa's shoe* Haha. Your name is SheShe... and
Fish-pole... person... thing. Yeah, that's what your names are.
Him: What an idiot... Yeh heh heh!
Shishiwakamaru's Fanclub: Hey! You can't insult him like that! (etcetera, etcetera)
Him: Eew. A fanclub. *blows away Shishiwakamaru and his fanclub* Well I guess Urarishima is
the newest Hot Wings Club member! Yay! Hey wait a minute, this is a fanclub... Yeh heh heh!
Dr. Ichigaki: Yeh heh heh!... Hey, you copied my laugh!
Him: No, YOU copied ME. But since you so rudely interrupted, you and your dumb team thingy
can go first.
Dr. Ichigaki: Nooooooooooooooo!!
Him: Yip, that right! Well first of all, you'll have to disqualify your robot thing. It
can't eat hot wings.
Duo Maxwell: *falls through hole in ceiling* Hey! Just what I need, a new Gundam! *drags
it away on a leash*
Him: Yeh heh heh! That was Duo Maxwell from Gundam Wing, yip! But this isn't the Gundam
Club, it's the Hot Wings Club so let's keep going!
Hiei and Kurama: *crash through wall with herioc music in the background*
Him: Nooooooooo! You were supposed to do that later.
*heroic music stops*
Hiei: Aw... *sits in audience with Kurama*
Suzaku: *spots the lizards* Hey! You gators belong in the sewer! *hits them unconscious
with plunger and shoves them down sink* Now let's see those weird Teletubbies survive...
Him: So I guess it's rounded down to these people! *gestures to En, Ryou, and Kai*
ERAK: ...
Him: Oh boy, another bunch of geniuses... *throws refridgerator full of hot wings at them*
You weird people!
En: *refridgerator attaches to him*
Him: My God, the guy's magnetic! Yeh heh heh! He'll be perfect for getting hot wings!
Suzaku: Haha! *trips Ryou and Kai and then kicks them out of the door*
Him: Well it looks like we have all of our club members! Make sure you are here at next
week's meeting! Ruka, En, Aniki, and Urarishima, we can't wait for you guyses! Yeh heh heh!