"I have defeated you with the power of friendship!" Natsu roared.
"Wait," Lucy said. "Are you sure this is a fanfic, and not the actual manga? I think we're in the actual manga."
"Nah," Natsu said. "This is totally a fanfic. You're dressed like a total slut."
"Again," Lucy said. "I think this might be the manga."
"Lucy," Natu said. "If this were the manga then you could see that I'm not wearing any pants right now."
Lucy looked down. "Why so you aren't! That's a relief, I was afraid this manga was only getting more and more ridiculous."
"What, the fact that you have a relationship with an OC, who will die shortly, thereby freeing us up for a relationship, even though there's no point in introducing an OC, didn't tip you off?"
"Hey!" Lucy said. "What Gary and I have is special!"
"Now I am dead," Gary said.
"Gary NOOOO!" Lucy screamed. "He was the only man for me!"
"Really?" Loke said. "Because I could have sworn..."
"Shut up," Lucy said, "that was a different fanfic."
"And now you have a child," Natsu said.
"The fuck?" Lucy said, catching the child that popped into existence.
"You love it, because it is your only remembrance of Gary," said Natsu. "And it/he/she will be the driving force between our relationship."
"This isn't my baby," Lucy said. "Has someone lost a baby?"
"Oh well," said Natsu. "I'm off to make out with Lisanna."
"Wait, I thought this was a NaLu fanfic?"
"It is," Natsu said, "but not till later."
"Oh," said Lucy. "Well I guess I'll just leave for a few years. See you when I get back."
"Okay, see you," Natsu said, breaking from sucking face with Lisanna.
"I'll be a selfish bitch when you get back," Lisanna said. "Try not to take it personal."
"I won't," Lucy said, getting on the train. "Chances are I'll be a selfish bitch too, so no hard feelings."
"Juvia," Gray said. "You're creepy, I'd rather make out with Erza."
"But all Juvia wants is for you to strip her, cover her body in honey and slap her ass with a paddle."
"Are you SURE this isn't actually the manga?" Gray yelled to Natsu.
"Shut up," Natsu said. "I'm in the middle of a foursome here!"
"Why are they all OCs?" Gray yelled.
And that's what it's all about.
(AN: For the record, I love Fairy Tail, I just love making fun of it more.)