To ArisatoM, who is so very patient.

Prompt: 1. Must be about a school play (play does not actually exist in real life) called "Why My Life Sucks." Story must have same title. 2. Must have cast as follows: Main Guy: Hitsugaya Main Girl: Matsumoto Guy who is love with Main Girl: Ichigo Guy who is in love with Main Guy: Yumichika Girl who is in love with Main Guy: Rukia Main Guy's best friends: Renji, Ikkaku, Keigo Main Girl's best friends: Orihime, Ryo, Chizuru Guy who wants to kill Main Guy: Ishida Main Guy's father: Mayuri (lol XD) Main Girl's older brother: Chad 3. Hitsugaya and Matsumoto hook up IN PLAY. You can do whatever you want outside of play. 4. Renji gets stabbed with a spork. 5. Play must be a comedy.

This is depressing.

Hitsugaya Toushirou reporting. I have recently been forced into a leading role in the school play, titled "Why My Life Sucks." Now, I think we can all agree that if a play is titled that, something bad is going to happen to me, yes? It's me, me, me, me, me. I don't understand it. Everybody feels the need to laugh at me and make fun of me. "Oh, let's go make fun of the vegans and their ridiculous lifestyle!" Well, you know what? You can all go and eat a hamburger and...and choke on a cow dick or something.

Why does it have to be ME? And WHY does Matsumoto have to be the leading girl?! I don't even like her to begin with, and we actually have to get intimate to some certain degree in this play! Once again, someone up there in the Heavens is screwing around with me. Why? Because they can.

This play is SO messed up. First of all, I'm the main guy. And that's never good. Matsumoto's the main girl: That's not good because we have to hook up in this play and I don't like her because on our first encounter, she called me a nancy boy and knocked me out of the way with her giant appendage. The guy who is in love with the main girl is Ichigo. Oh. I see. Now I'm supposed to play the part of jealous boyfriend and kill Ichigo. The guy who is in love with ME: Yumichika. This wouldn't be bad, except for the fact that he's so self-absorbed, he'll probably be looking into a mirror and checking his eyeshadow while on stage. Then I'll get blamed for it. The girl who is in love with me is Rukia. Well...umm...I've taken a strong disliking to her ever since she drew me with Hyorinmaru and people on the Internet thought it was a spork. My best friends are supposedly Renji (trying to get in touch with his primitive side, once again recounting the Empire State Building and the 100 percent Banana Juice incidents), Ikkaku (who always has premonitions, because the sky is ALWAYS blue and that will never change), and Keigo (who's just plain stupid to the point where it's funny.) The main girl's best friends are Orihime (DUH), Ryo and Chizuru (no comment). The guy who wants to kill me is Ishida. Why, is he jealous because I made fun of his sewing? Oh, does baby wanna cookie? Puh-lease. My father...Mayuri?! WHAT THE FUCK?! Main girl's older brother: Chad.

...I really, really don't want to do this. But I'm forced to. Because I apparently have to integrate myself into this community, and the most effective way of doing that would be by being one of the main roles in a play.

I can't take this. I'm too depressed to go on. Please excuse me while I go recuperate in this little emo corner of doom that has so conveniently just appeared for me...

December 21
Sunday
Recuperating in little emo corner of doom
Hitsugaya

Challenge from ArisatoM. Please review! More chapters to come!

Later!
Skyskater