Concert
To let all you Anime fans know I do not own any Anime show at all! I only own myself..I think? Well any way I will be doing this Fic about My band as we rewrite songs and sing them. The songs that we rewrite will be coming from the songs you know from today's generation and what not! Some will be funny some will not! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~~*~*~*~*~*
Kawaii Youko, Danielle, and Myuka are seen on stage. Myuka has her blue hair down which stops at her waist and is wearing a blue glittery smiley face long sleeved T-shirt with dark blue pants. She holds a sparkly red electric Guitar while adjusting the strap over her shoulder. Danielle wore ripped and pinned together black tank top over top red fishnet shirt along with a black mini skirt and knee high combat boots. She sits on a chair holding two drumsticks in front of her various set drums. Kawaii wore a suit that couldn't be described but it did look kool with her silver hair down passing her waist.(if you want to know what her outfit looks like contact her at her email address). Kawaii Youko held a blue electric guitar adjusting the strings.
"I don't think I can sing in front of all these people." Myuka said with a huge sweat drop. She was growing nervous has the minutes passed.
"Of coarse you can. Just pretend they were puppies." Kawaii said giving her a reassuring smile. Kawaii regretted telling her to pretend they were puppies. Myuka freaked out at the word puppy.
" Dear God puppies are evil considering when they grow up they become evil man eating dogs! Ahh!" Myuka screamed catching everybody's attention. Kawaii ran over to calm her down and told her instead of puppies pretend they were Kitties and she instantly calmed down and smiled.
"Are you three ready?" Wolfwood said as he came out wearing ad piece on the side of his face. Myuka couldn't help but wonder who hired him to be the announcer but shook her head knowing she wouldn't get an answer.
"Yeah!" Danielle said with a wide grin.
"Yes!" Kawaii said taking her place in front of a microphone 3 feet away from Myuka's microphone. Myuka grew nervous as she walked up to the microphone.
"No-." Myuka didn't get to finish since the curtain began to rise and Kawaii and Danielle began to play. Myuka took a deep breath and began to plat as well. (This song is from One Week. Bare Naked Ladies.)
It been one week since we got the scene
Cheat'in demons and a coconut that got married
Five days since I've seen the show
With TPHC, Cat Demon, and a crack Hoe.
Three days since I heard the tale
About the guy who learned his woman was a demon from hell.
Yesterday, it accured to me
That I've been watching a bit too much Anime!
Ewe did you see what happened to me last week?
I saw this one freak
Who tried to eat my friends and me!
Do you recall when Kuwabara became a total free for all?
And I'm in the middle trying to be the referee.
Hey, see the demon with the evil lance
She likes a lap dance And digs the boyfriend of my friend Kawaii Youko.
Now here comes my next secret
And it's no jest
But I'm always really clumsy
There's a maniac back when on crack. Like when animals attack they all exhibit reprehensible behavior. Hit them on the nose, tear off their cloths, step on their toes, and see how they get so close and violent that they have to sign a waver.
I'm always worried cause I'm kicking butt and why blame?
On the air? I don't care. I've got no shame!
There was this one guy I knew who sure felt a little strange
When he found out that the his friend had a sex change.
I have a tendency to scream and yell constantly
That man has a history of ripping off his shirt! (Points to Superman in the crowd of the people of some anime shows)
It's been one week since I had that fight
With Demon hunter and four creepy looking guys
Five days since that awful wrong
Still haven't got the blood off the wall.
It's been three days since that bitter view
Between the Yu Yu Hukasho dude and the gay dude that I knew
Yesterday it finally dawned on me
That I've been watching a bit too much Anime
*A man comes from the crowd and starts talking to a girl next to the stage who every body thinks is his girlfriend*
Man: Baby, I've been sleepy with your sister.
Girl: Ah! Well which one?
Man: All of them.
Girl: Ah! Well I've been sleeping with your best friend Jake!
Man: Yeah well well me too. And I've been sleeping with your-
Myuka: Hey! Jerry Springer is next door!
Man: Oh! that would explain a lot. *Nods and leaves out the door with the girl behind him. Myuka continues to play again with people still staring at the door and gains their attention once the band plays again*
Once you start watching, there's just no stoppen
Your brain shuts down and your IQ is droppin
Jerry is the king of confrontation
Along with some other things
He puts sens in sensation.
It's totally worthless like a bad check
Its like a train wreck
Don't wanna stare but can't look away
Like Shadow Bluesummers talk shows
But with more weirdoes
The rating's jumping higher everyday
If you've seen the show then you know its as pretty Kool as you well know, and some of the guests are wacky and lacking in their sanity.
And pretty soon some ugly dude comes in the room
And its Boom in the face of some hussy-fucking drag queen I met last week
Well it's the kind of show where people scream insanity
Yanking hair, throwing chairs at their hobbies
Shadow, Shadow now the crowd starts their favorite chant
Should I just kill them and leave, Danielle says I can't
Danielle has a tendency fly in the air allot with her Harpie wings
She has a history of being identify as a UFO, I taped each one
It been one week since the show about
Psycho villains with problems they should work out
Five days since the big surprise
With My mom finding out I'm still dating twenty guys
Three days since the interview
About some scary fangirls who think Vash wants to see them all nude.
Yesterday it accured to me that I've been watching a bit too much Anime!
The song ends and Everybody cheers. Kawaii and Danielle bow and look over to Myuka and notices she not there and start looking around. The two of them spot her eating pizza back stage.
"Hey where did you get pizza!?" Kawaii asked taking a piece pizza.
"Dominos Pizza." Myuka said taking another bite of her pizza.
"When?" Danielle said taking a piece of Pizza as well.
"A second ago. They deliver fast." Myuka said eating away like there's no tomorrow. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Hope ya like it! No flames please! This was my first time doing a parody! The next Parody will be up soon.
To let all you Anime fans know I do not own any Anime show at all! I only own myself..I think? Well any way I will be doing this Fic about My band as we rewrite songs and sing them. The songs that we rewrite will be coming from the songs you know from today's generation and what not! Some will be funny some will not! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~~*~*~*~*~*
Kawaii Youko, Danielle, and Myuka are seen on stage. Myuka has her blue hair down which stops at her waist and is wearing a blue glittery smiley face long sleeved T-shirt with dark blue pants. She holds a sparkly red electric Guitar while adjusting the strap over her shoulder. Danielle wore ripped and pinned together black tank top over top red fishnet shirt along with a black mini skirt and knee high combat boots. She sits on a chair holding two drumsticks in front of her various set drums. Kawaii wore a suit that couldn't be described but it did look kool with her silver hair down passing her waist.(if you want to know what her outfit looks like contact her at her email address). Kawaii Youko held a blue electric guitar adjusting the strings.
"I don't think I can sing in front of all these people." Myuka said with a huge sweat drop. She was growing nervous has the minutes passed.
"Of coarse you can. Just pretend they were puppies." Kawaii said giving her a reassuring smile. Kawaii regretted telling her to pretend they were puppies. Myuka freaked out at the word puppy.
" Dear God puppies are evil considering when they grow up they become evil man eating dogs! Ahh!" Myuka screamed catching everybody's attention. Kawaii ran over to calm her down and told her instead of puppies pretend they were Kitties and she instantly calmed down and smiled.
"Are you three ready?" Wolfwood said as he came out wearing ad piece on the side of his face. Myuka couldn't help but wonder who hired him to be the announcer but shook her head knowing she wouldn't get an answer.
"Yeah!" Danielle said with a wide grin.
"Yes!" Kawaii said taking her place in front of a microphone 3 feet away from Myuka's microphone. Myuka grew nervous as she walked up to the microphone.
"No-." Myuka didn't get to finish since the curtain began to rise and Kawaii and Danielle began to play. Myuka took a deep breath and began to plat as well. (This song is from One Week. Bare Naked Ladies.)
It been one week since we got the scene
Cheat'in demons and a coconut that got married
Five days since I've seen the show
With TPHC, Cat Demon, and a crack Hoe.
Three days since I heard the tale
About the guy who learned his woman was a demon from hell.
Yesterday, it accured to me
That I've been watching a bit too much Anime!
Ewe did you see what happened to me last week?
I saw this one freak
Who tried to eat my friends and me!
Do you recall when Kuwabara became a total free for all?
And I'm in the middle trying to be the referee.
Hey, see the demon with the evil lance
She likes a lap dance And digs the boyfriend of my friend Kawaii Youko.
Now here comes my next secret
And it's no jest
But I'm always really clumsy
There's a maniac back when on crack. Like when animals attack they all exhibit reprehensible behavior. Hit them on the nose, tear off their cloths, step on their toes, and see how they get so close and violent that they have to sign a waver.
I'm always worried cause I'm kicking butt and why blame?
On the air? I don't care. I've got no shame!
There was this one guy I knew who sure felt a little strange
When he found out that the his friend had a sex change.
I have a tendency to scream and yell constantly
That man has a history of ripping off his shirt! (Points to Superman in the crowd of the people of some anime shows)
It's been one week since I had that fight
With Demon hunter and four creepy looking guys
Five days since that awful wrong
Still haven't got the blood off the wall.
It's been three days since that bitter view
Between the Yu Yu Hukasho dude and the gay dude that I knew
Yesterday it finally dawned on me
That I've been watching a bit too much Anime
*A man comes from the crowd and starts talking to a girl next to the stage who every body thinks is his girlfriend*
Man: Baby, I've been sleepy with your sister.
Girl: Ah! Well which one?
Man: All of them.
Girl: Ah! Well I've been sleeping with your best friend Jake!
Man: Yeah well well me too. And I've been sleeping with your-
Myuka: Hey! Jerry Springer is next door!
Man: Oh! that would explain a lot. *Nods and leaves out the door with the girl behind him. Myuka continues to play again with people still staring at the door and gains their attention once the band plays again*
Once you start watching, there's just no stoppen
Your brain shuts down and your IQ is droppin
Jerry is the king of confrontation
Along with some other things
He puts sens in sensation.
It's totally worthless like a bad check
Its like a train wreck
Don't wanna stare but can't look away
Like Shadow Bluesummers talk shows
But with more weirdoes
The rating's jumping higher everyday
If you've seen the show then you know its as pretty Kool as you well know, and some of the guests are wacky and lacking in their sanity.
And pretty soon some ugly dude comes in the room
And its Boom in the face of some hussy-fucking drag queen I met last week
Well it's the kind of show where people scream insanity
Yanking hair, throwing chairs at their hobbies
Shadow, Shadow now the crowd starts their favorite chant
Should I just kill them and leave, Danielle says I can't
Danielle has a tendency fly in the air allot with her Harpie wings
She has a history of being identify as a UFO, I taped each one
It been one week since the show about
Psycho villains with problems they should work out
Five days since the big surprise
With My mom finding out I'm still dating twenty guys
Three days since the interview
About some scary fangirls who think Vash wants to see them all nude.
Yesterday it accured to me that I've been watching a bit too much Anime!
The song ends and Everybody cheers. Kawaii and Danielle bow and look over to Myuka and notices she not there and start looking around. The two of them spot her eating pizza back stage.
"Hey where did you get pizza!?" Kawaii asked taking a piece pizza.
"Dominos Pizza." Myuka said taking another bite of her pizza.
"When?" Danielle said taking a piece of Pizza as well.
"A second ago. They deliver fast." Myuka said eating away like there's no tomorrow. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Hope ya like it! No flames please! This was my first time doing a parody! The next Parody will be up soon.