This is my first Hetalia Fanfic ^.^ I hope ya like it and I do not own Hetalia or its character u.u

I only own my OC and my friends own theirs.

America sighed heavily, he was slowly getting a head ache from his "kids" from their bi-monthly state meetings. Like always, The states we fighting from their differences.

The original 13 colonies were arguing that all of the western states; ie California, South Texas, Arizona, Nevada, New Mexico, Alaska, and Hawaii, needed to embrace more "American" traditions.

However at the same time, the North and South states were glaring daggers at each other; still mad about the Civil war.

The Ex-Spanish colonies were arguing amongst themselves about how much South Texas babied California. Arizona, and Nevada were all yelling in their native languages ((Spanish)) at California* who was replying in his many known Asian and European languages. New Mexico was trying to quell the arguing

The Mid-western states were being bullied by Michigan while Minnesota, being the kind and loving state everyone knew, was telling them to calm down and relax about their brother state.

Hawaii was watching everyone boredly, hoping that her island goddess, Pele, wouldn't cause another volcanic eruption that would nearly kill her again.

And lastly, Alaska was watching everyone as if it was an enjoyable television show; everyone once in a while staring at California. Which irritated Minnesota a lot since he also had his eye on the golden state..

Which left Florida and Washington, who were just simply cuddling with each other as they slept.

"Okay! Everyone listen to me in my totally heroic voice!" America yelled, having a burger in his hand.

The whole room became silent right after America spoke.

America grinned his "heroic" grin, "Look guys, we need to get this meeting rolling or it'll never end by the time its dinner."

"But why do we even have these stupid meetin's if we hardly get anything done?" Kentucky asked, brandishing his beloved shot gun, to the dismay of Tennessee whom was sitting next to him.

"Kenny, could you put that thing away? This isnt the place for it." Tennessee sighed.

"I kinda agree with Tenn, you should put that away before it goes off." South Texas said.

Kentucky rolled his eyes, "it wont."

"Says you! Your gun went off the last time and nearly shot me!" North Texas yelled.

"Serves you right!"

Wisconsin slammed his hands on the table, "For the love of gott! Can we just get this meeting over and done with so we can go back to our normal lives?"

Everyone fell silent once again.

"Thanks Wisconsin!" America grinned, "Anyways! We all need to cut spending! Cali and York, that means you need to stop buying imports if you dont sell more exports. Texases, you two will monitor their spending and take away their credit cards if necessary. Alaska and Minnesota, you two will monitor the other states since you two have the abilities for it."

California gave a childish whine, "I dont want to! The new XBox is coming out soon with MW3!"

"What a brat." New York stated, "I need to spend more because of my high fashion creations."

"Whatever! My games are way more important!"

"as if! All you do is just waste hours in front of a television and play that game!"

South Texas sighed heavily as she watched her bother and fiancee argue , "What a I going to do with those two..."

North Texas laughed and egged them on.

Since the only two states at the moment that hadnt starting fighting ((all of the arguments started up again)); Alaska and Minnesota both decided to separate The Golden state from the Big apple before a lawsuit was ensured.

"Come on California~ Lets go out to a nice club and get a few drinks, da?" Alaska smiled at the him, "My treat."

Minnesota patted the New Yorker's shoulder, "Dont pay any attention to him~ He's just a child remember~"

New York gave him a disapproving look but agreed.

America jumped up on the table in a flash, "OH! Dudes! The other countries what to meet you all!"

That one statement made everyone freeze, from Alabama to Wyoming. The whole room fell dead silent.

If there was one thing that scared the shit out of all 50 states; it was the world countries. Especially France, Spain, England, Russia and Mexico.

Ending notes :3

California (In my eyes) is a dude. Despite what everyone else says o-o And Washington Wisconsin and Florida are mines D

South Texas, Nevada, Arizona and New Mexico belongs to my friend Mochi. She has all rights to them. ((her DA acc .com))

The rest of the states belong to mi amiga Tere~ ((Her DA is