First of I don't own any fallout and sonic content I have used.
My name is Joey the hedgehog. I know I may not be like the other hedgehogs and echidnas which are my friends. We live in vault 1991 and the vault is okay but most of us prefer the outside (which we can't go out because of radiation levels and raiders). I live in sector 5 level 3 and apartment 1 and the vault is the world's biggest. Samantha is a hare and my girlfriend.
"Hey wake up sunshine…" My girlfriend Samantha said with a wide grin. I turned over and fell back to sleep. Samantha rolled her eyes and grabbed her pink hammer and smashed my lower region. Today was Amy's birthday. Amy is Samantha's sister. The hammer runs in the family apparently.
I got up and put on some khakis and a red shirt with the words "Vault 1991" written on it. I brushed my teeth and took a shower. Samantha left to go to the cafeteria to eat breakfast. I just popped open my mini fridge and put in my microwave a breakfast burrito. As I was eating the hot breakfast burrito, I heard a knock on the door. There was a mysterious black package at my door step. I looked down the hall and took it in my apartment.
I opened the package to find a broken pip-toy and a note explaining it was a coming of age. I shoved the pip-toy into my khaki pocket and went to my friend's house. My friend is Sonic. Sonic fixed it and I paid him some rings for the repair. I turned it on and it was the basic set. It could be used as a map, a sorter, a radio ,a health adviser, and a note recorder.
I left to go to Amy's 21st birthday party and I could already smell the booze down the hall. I rolled my eyes and just kept walking towards there. As I opened the door I was met with strippers, a bar, and a poker table. Samantha stumbled towards me and I could tell she was drunk. After a couple of hours of gambling, drinking, and strippers a siren went off. Someone had opened the vault.