It was a cold stormy night in December, and Pikachu was on the computer generating memes. Suddenly, Link came threw the door and broke the apartment door because he was in a hurry.

"Pikachu this is very big." Link the hero of time said.

"What I'm busy can't you see?" Pikachu said a bit angry.

"Lucina has been kidnapped!" Link replied. (Author's Note: Link is not going to save Zelda because she is ugly and has goblin ears I have chosen Lucina for that role haters fuck off if you have a problem!)

"Oh No" said Pikachu as he shut off his computer and got up to go with Link. "We should save her very fastly!"

And so they went. Link and Pikachu had been too busy playing Call of Duty™: Advanced Warfare for Xbox One, so they had not noticed anything out of the ordinary going on. It was only recently that Link discovered Lucina was not in Link's bed like she usually was, so he felt a lot of the guilt for not being able to save her.

"Hey do you know where she is?" Pikachu asked Link, as he led them to the convenience store. "I don't think anyone would hold her hostage here man"

Link walked into the convenience store ignoring Pikachu as he grabbed some Doritos™ and Mountain Dew™ and took them to the cashier. Pikachu got a bit mad as he did not like being ignored.

"LINK" Pikachu said in a stern tone. "This isn't the time for gamer snacks we should go find Lucina!"

Link snapped. He turned to face Pikachu and screamed. "I DON'T KNOW ALRIGHT" He began to cry a little. "I came home from your place after playing Xbox and she was just gone and I have no idea where. And I'm SURE she was kidnapped because EVERYONE WANTS ME TO BE MISREBLE I GUESS!"

Link sobbed and Pikachu felt sad for him so he paid for the gamer food out of his own metaforical pockets. They walked outside. Link chugged his Mountain Dew™ in one gulp. After Link calmed down, they both sat down on a bench nearby and figured out what they should do. A lot of thoughts were thunk but no results were made. Out of the blue, Mario walked by. Pikachu stopped him to ask him about Lucina.

"Hey Mario have you seen Lucina?" Pikachu asked. "She is missing and Link's been crying"

"Fuck off I wasn't" said Link.

"Who the shit is Lucina" Mario said confused. He was the first Smash Bros character so he does not remember the new members so well.

Link got an idea. He pulled a photo of Lucina out and handed it to Mario. "Here"

"Ohhh I remember now." Mario answered. "Go to Brawl Street. I saw her there earlier."

"Thanks" Link said as he took the photo back fastly.

"Hey hey there are more polite ways to take photos back young man" Mario said.

"Look bucko this is the only wank material of my waifu I have if I never see her again I will be lost." Link said angrily to Mario.

"Link calm down" Pikachu butted in. "I'm sorry he gets like this, please understand"

They left Mario and walked to the bus stop, Pikachu following Link's lead. Link was still annoyed and Pikachu was determined to get Lucina back if only so he would stop being such a faggot. They approached the bus stop.

Pikachu looked at the bus times. "Ok so it's 9:55 pm and the bus gets here in 5 minutes. Last bus for the night too so we are gonna be stuck in Brawl Street if we take this bus." Pikachu said. "You sure we should do this dude? You don't wanna wait till morning?"

"NO because what if she is being RAPED Pikachu you know everyone is out to ruin my life and take the love of my life away." Link shouted very very angry!

"Don't SHOUT" Pikachu yelled back before composing himself. "So ok that's a yes on the bus taking. I hope she's ok."

Link spoke the quietest he's ever spoken, since his voice usually only has one volume setting and that is loud. "I hope she's ok too."

The two heroes watched as the bus came round the corner. It was time to save Lucina so Link can have sex again. To be continued!