Reno was extremely suspicious. Every last one of the damn SOLDIERs were gorgeous. It was completely wrong, although it was hysterical to see Scarlet and Cissnei all worked up about the fact that a group of men were prettier than them. However, he did agree, especially on the few that Hojo seemed overly interested on. He told Rude his suspicions, but he wasn't very responsive, so his only other choice was the stoic gunman with red eyes, Vincent. He babbled on while Vincent smirked, agreeing with him. "You should say something Reno. I'm sure everyone will appreciate it." Reno only grinned and started devising a plan.
It was only two weeks later he was able to finally get Hojo with the group of insanely beautiful people. "Hojo admit it! You're gay aren't you?!" Hojo spluttered as the rest tried to keep their snickering to themselves. "You insufferable fool, why would you ever even let the possibility cross your inferior mind?!" Reno only stared for a moment. "Well it's rather obvious isn't it? I mean Sephiroth has the whole god thing goin' on, Angeal's a big teddy bear type, Genesis is whole lotta hot, Zack's a protective and friendly puppy, and the Strife kid is an innocent chocobo made jail bait. Not to mention I've seen you eye Vincent more than once, and he's got the brooding bad boy thing goin' for him. And all of 'em spend more than enough time in your presense, having you test them and whatever it is you do." At this point everyone was pondering over Reno's words. Although the redhead was an utter idiot, he did have a point, and most people were highly attracted to all of them. Hojo's face was a furious shade of red as he spluttered. Reno smirked. "I knew it!"
A/N: This is pretty much a prologue, I just have to make sure I have my ideas down so I don't forget them. There will be more and the chapters will be longer. This WILL be yaoi as well, and will most likely come in the form of Angeal/Zack, Sephiroth/Cloud, Rufus/Reno, and Genesis/Vincent, or some variation of these. Anyway, I hope you enjoyed it!