"Water. Earth. Fire. Air. Once upon a time, a few hours ago. He was in my sights, he left me alone. I loove him, I loove him, I loove him, yeah, yeah, yeah, yea—"
"What are you doing?" Katara asked Lila irritably.
"Don't you mean, 'water you doing'?" Lila laughed. Katara stared. "Inside joke. I'm singing about Zuko. In parody to Taylor Swift."
"Who's Taylor Swift? And do you like Zuko? Or-or, want him with-with me?"
"Duh," Lila explained. "Zuko is mine. Aang is yours. Or the five billion guys you will, I mean might meet."
"I used to like Taylor Swift," Cadence added. "But everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked."
"What happened?" Katara tried to enquire but failed.
"Only the Avatar, master of all two hours of Avatar could stop them, but when the world cared the least, he vanished," Lila continued.
"Like, five years past, and two guys casted the new Avatar, a kid named Zach," Cadence went on.
"And although his humor skills are great, he still has a lot to learn before he can take a role as anyone," Lila stated.
"But I believe," Cadence finished, "Zach can be the Aang."
"Ha, ha, we did it."
"It's Avatar: The Last Auditioner. Or something. Avatar: The Last Guy-Auditioning-For-Aang. Yeah," Cadence laughed.
"What were you doing?" Katara asked, arching an eyebrow.
"Fangirling."
"What's fangirling?"
"Okay," Cadence explained. "Remember in the South Pole when Zuko thought Lila was the Avatar?"
"Oh."
"Yep."
"Ack, okay, let's land."