"Ichigo!"
"Wah! Renji! You scared the hell outta me!"
Renji pulled out a huge pack of beer.
"We're partying."
"Wha- why- I'M 17!!!"
"Well… If you don't want to…"
"Nnh… If this affects my brain, I'm running Zangetsu through you."
"Ha! And I'll let you!"
"Bull!"
"Nope!"
"Hm!"
FOUR HOURS LATER:
"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah…. *hic*"
"Now DAT wash good…"
Almost everyone in the room was hiccupping from one... um... or nine... too many beers.
"Woohoo!! Hit me again!! Hee… hee…" said Rukia, capriciously swaying from side to side. Ichigo punched her and laughed eccentrically. Rukia giggled, too. "Tee-hee-hee! You're so FUNNY!!"
"I know roight?"
"Why's everyshtink so wavy, Zabimaru?"
Ichigo and Rukia kissed.
"Ah! Watch it, guys!" Urahara was making sure nobody had drunken sex, so he was quite sober, despite two or three beers.
"Why are you even letting the kids drink, anyways?" whispered Yoruichi, who was also sober. She hadn't had much, either.
"They're close enough to legal drinking age and besides, they're just a little tipsy…"
"Ahem!"
"Oh fine… They're way over the top…"
"Oi! Uryuu! Here!"
Ichigo shoved a bottle in Uryuu's mouth and forced him to swallow.
"Gack!!"
Uryuu collapsed. Poor guy didn't have the tolerance.
"Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! You can't catch me, Igicho!" hiccupped Rukia, falling out of her chair.
"Here I come!"
Ichigo fell flat on his face and passed out.
"Now that that's taken care of, Yoruichi, would you take them home?"
"Nope… It's our turn to get drunk."
"Who's gonna keep us from having sex?"
"Who's gonna care?"
"Point well seen… Tessei, if you would…"
"Roger."
"Now… PAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAY!!!" said Urahara, grabbing a Corona.
"WOOHOO!!!" said Yoruichi, losing her top.
And that's this one. Until next time. Cya.