There is a young man with a gun
of whom everyone likes to make fun.
His head looks like a plant,
but tell him, you shant-
If you do, I suggest that you run!
But unlike this man prone to frown,
such jokes are enjoyed by the clown!
With one eye aglow
and a demon in tow
he'll turn anyone's life upside down!
One whose life has been held to this fate
is a boy, twenty-five as of late;
As he smiles and laughs,
running this way and that,
deep inside him, his heart fights back hate.
This boy formed a contract with a rabbit
who has an unfortunate habit.
A passion for meat-
it's all she will eat!
She'll get angry if she cannot have it.
To calm the girl down is another,
with pink dress and lashes a-flutter.
Drinking tea from her cup
with all elegance, but
if she's mad, once again: run for cover!
All these people I've beautifully listed
are opposed by a family so twisted
that once, without pity,
they slaughtered a city!
Glad my family's not so iron-fisted.
And speaking of fists made of iron,
one large cat has the claws of a lion.
Razor-sharp, shine like steel
Quite well-suited to kill
And yet look at him, sitting there crying!
His tears are shed for the brash twin
of his mistress, embodied in sin.
A white rabbit that calls
victims down to their falls
even now, as her patience wears thin.
Now that's all the limericks for today
I've only one more thing to say:
Dear Reader (yes, you!),
once you've kindly reviewed,
enough fanfics; go outside and play!