It was a normal day at the Phantomhive Manor. The sun was shining, the food was burning, and Sebastian was taking care of his usual daily chores. He had already prepared tea, and was waiting for the young master to awaken.

"Young master, it is time for you to wake up." Sebastian pulled back the curtains.

"No. Go away Sebastian." Replies a very tired, very grumpy Ciel. He had been up all night, investigating a death cult.

"But Sir, Lady Elizabeth should be arriving at the manor any minute now."

"Elizabeth! Why didn't you inform me of this before. We can't have her getting in the way of things or snooping around." Ciel responds, jumping out of bed.

Ciel Phantomhive of course had some things to attend to. He was the queen's watchdog, owner of the Funtom company, and sadly the fiancée of Elizabeth Midford. As much as he loved his job he was wary of the day Elizabeth found out what he really does when he is away on business. She would deem it "not cute at all". Then who knows what she would do. Wait I know exactly what she would do.

Ciel Removes his eyepatch. "Sebastian. This is an order. Destroy everything pink, cute, or adorable that Lizzie may be able to get her hands on.

You must protect the manor from that wretchedness."

Sebastian smiles evilly, remembering when Lizzie put a pink bonnet on him. "Yes my lord. I will dispose of it all immediately ."

Within seconds everything cute is gone. It was all mysteriously burned. I wonder how that happened.. :)

Ciel sits down at the table in the garden, waiting for his tea. He waits, and waits, and waits, and waits. He looks around.

"Where is that bloody demon?!" He mutters looking around frantically. He sees a snake slithering around the table leg.

"Snake. Come here at once." He announces.

Snake pops out of the flowers holding four snakes. He seems to be talking to them.

"Y-yes sir. What do you need?"

"Have you seen Sebastian recently. I was supposed to have my tea an hour ago. Have your snakes heard anything."

Snake picks up one snake and seems to whisper to it. He then hold it up to his ear. He puts snake #1 down and picks up #2.

"He said something about hiding the cutest, most adorable person in Paris where you could never find it. -says Oscar"

"That bloody bastard. He knows well if I do not have my tea I get angry. How can I get my revenge... Snake. Go get Bard, Finny, and Mey Rin and meet me in the drawing room." Ciel stomps off, evil plans forming in his head.

~~The drawing room, where the most evil plans of revenge are formed.~~

Bard, Finny, Mey Rin, and Snake are seated in chairs facing the giant chalk board. Ciel stands at that chalk board drawing an idea web with Sebastian written in the center.

"Now I'm glad you all have attended this meeting." Ciel starts pacing. "Our goal is to humiliate, embarrass, or infuriate Sebastian. I have assignments for each of you. Mey Rin. Search all of Sebastian's belongings. If you find any felines give them to Bard. Bard. Your job is to cook these felines into tasty snacks. Finny. Do some research about demons and their weaknesses. Any questions?"

Finny raises his hand. "What do demons have to do with Mr. Sebastian?"

Ciel gives him a glare. "That is for me to know and you to not bother me about. Anyone else?"

Bard raises his hand. "Sebastian says that I cook too creatively. How should I address this?"

"As creatively as you feel the need to . Snake I have a very important message you must deliver. I must call upon *insert shudder* Alois Trancy to reach my goal. Invite him over. "

"BUT SIR! HE TRIED TO KILL US REPEATEDLY!" The servants were panicking.

"Just do it. No arguments." Ciel walks out of the room, getting ready to take stock of his weapon inventory just in case Trancy tried to lick his ear again. *shudder*