Ok, so this is my first Homestuck story. So please tell me what you think. If it's good or not.

Dave was laying down in his room staring up at the ceiling. His phone went off, he lazily rolled off his bed and face planted right onto the floor and then looked up. His phone was still ringing. He reached for his phone and saw that John messaged him.

EB: Hey Dave.

TG: Sup

EB: Just hanging around hbu?

TG: Just sitting around being bored as fuck.

EG: Sounds fun

TG: stfu

EG: Someone's PMSing

TG: Fuck you!

EG: So what have you been up to lately. I feel like we haven't talked in forever.

TG: ...

EG: What?

TG: ...

EG: Well fuck you then!

TG: I'm hungry

EG: Then go get something to fucking eat!

TG: WAFFLES!

EG: What?

TG: I want a waffle.

EG: Ok then

TG: ttyl Egbert

TG: Bye

Dave put his phone down and jumped up off the floor then ran downstairs.

He looked in the freezer for the crappy frozen waffles but their were none.

Dave walked into the living room "BROOOOOO!" Dave whined as he walked up to Bro who was sitting on the coach surrounded by puppets.

"What the fuck do you want!" Bro shouted, even though Dave was standing right in front of him.

"I want a waffle!"

"Then go get a fucking waffle!"

"We don't have any frozen waffles!"

"Then go out and get some."

"Will you make me one?"

"No!Go fucking make one yourself."

"I'm to o lazy! Make me one!"

"I'm not making you a fucking waffle."

"But bro!"

"GO TO FUCKING IHOP OR SOMETHING BECAUSE I'M NOT MAKING YOU A FUCKING WAFFLE!" Dave just stood there.

"Bro..." Bro cut Dave off.

"Dave, for the last time. I AM NOT MAKING YOU A FUCKING WAFFLE!" Dave frowned then turned an walked away.

He went back to his room and went back to staring at the ceiling. Once again his phone, which was still laying on the floor, went off. He dropped his pillow on the floor then rolled off his bed and landed face first into the pillow.

He looked up and grabbed his phone. Without looking who had messaged him he sent:

TG: wtf do you want John

GG: Um...Dave I'm not John.

TG: oh sorry Jade.

GG: It's ok, you seen upset. What's wrong

TG: Bro won't make me a fucking waffle.

GG: Then make one yourself

Dave became frustrated. He didn't message her back. He threw his phone at the wall then just stared back up at the ceiling.

Thanks for reading