Galinda Versus Elphaba - BEGIN!
"Come on, I eat my veggies, why she room me with a green bean. Oh, I'm sorry, I'm not trying to be mean. The room was supposed to be private. and now I'm sharing with the green giant's offspring. Ho, ho, ho, Munchkinland, that's where you're from? You look like they shit you out of a tree stump. No wonder your dad's embarrassed, I would be too. How did his seed turn out a disgrace like you"
"It's a good thing you're not trying, because your rips are an Epic Fail. Oh, look, the battle's over, Shiz mall has a shoe sale. The best you have is I'm green giant's offspring? Hmmm, why does that have a familiar ring. I've heard it all before, since elementary school, in fact. I'd have thought with all that breeding you knew how to act. I guess I shouldn't be surprised, since it's clear you got here on a free ride. Blonde beautiful and perfect in pink, too bad popsicle has to carry your ass because you don't bother to think. Come back and see me when you have some real rhymes. Excuse me, it's my library time."
Who won? Who's next, You decide!
AN: No, really, you do. :) I'll do it with any character combo I know of, if you have any you're dying to see. :)