ALC: I'm sick of all these look-a-like Gundam Seed re-writes.
Here's mine!
Bored, Aphrodite rolled over on her bed and fell off the mattress, not noticing where she lay. Grumbling, she made her way to the hallway outside her room, tripping over various stacks of textbooks and novels.
"For someone's sake, turn your visual sensors back on!" Athena snapped.
"Can't," Aphrodite smirked.
"Why?" Athena made it sound like a remark instead of a question.
"I dug my eyeballs with a spork."
"Oh jeez/god, Aphrodite," Athena and Arianhod said exasperated.
"What's wrong with sporks?" the pink-head asked, turning on her heel, stumbling on a pile of books and disks, and landing on her face. Something warm, sticky, Did I break my nose? And cooper-y tasting filled her mouth. . Scratch that. I knew I shouldn't of analyzed that penny.
"Aphrodite, just do the fuc-," Thor demanded.
"DON'T SAY IT!" Arianhod and Aphrodite screamed.
"Huh? Why the fuc-," Thor asked.
"HABABALU!" Aphrodite screamed.
"You guys sure know how to take advantage of a dictionary," Athena said dryly.
"How can I say the disclaimer with no eyes?" Aphrodite asked.
"Since when did you need eyes to talk?" Athena snapped.
"Uh, since I didn't memorize the script," Aphrodite retorted.
"Why did she have to be born?" Arianhod wailed.
"To be an ambassador to the people of Earth," Aphrodite said matter-of-factly.
"That sentence wasn't grammatically correct. You should of-," Athena lectured.
"Save it for someone who fuc-," Thor snarled.
"CHIZU MANKAYS VILL WHULE DA WALD!!" Aphrodite screamed.
"Cares," he continued. Loki stood up, shaking long, slate gray hair out of his eyes.
"Artificial Life Creator would like to disclaim that she owns the MYTH franchise and this story. She does not own Gundam Seed, Gundam Seed Destiny, FullMetal Alchemist, Sailor Moon or any other anime or manga mentioned in this fic. Nobody was harmed, except in her head. She has borrowed ideas from Goliath, Storm Wolf77415, Dragoon Swordsman, speaker4thesilent, and various other places that she can't and probably will never remember. Unlike us, who remember everything. Except Aphrodite, 'cause she's got six or seven memory chips, all from different andoids or cyborgs," he turned around. "Did I get everything?" Arianhod gesutured wildly with her hands. Loki blinked. Turning around, he continued:
"If you want to flame ALC, they will only go into the furnace to get her dad off her back about using so much electricity. She curses the current-counter he got her sister and her for him for father's day, if that makes sense. If you review, she will be very happy. Quite honestly, she only wishes you press the funny coloured button at the bottom of the screen. If you wish, you can create a MYTH all to yourself who may get a spot in the story. ALC wishes you to use her characters in your stories, but to credit her for their android/cyborg-ness. That is all." He bowed and sat back down on his bunk.
"ALC also wishes us to mention that this fic goes against everything on Fanfiction. If you are offended, PM her and you will talk about what offends you and she will try harder not to offend you," Athena micked Loki's voice.
"I think we can actually start the story now," Aphrodite said.
"Finally!" Arianhod exclaimed and flopped backwards onto her bunk.
"Yo! Loki!" Thor called. Loki grunted. "You forgot the parings!" Aphrodite's eye sockets widened.
"H'oh my god! You forgot the most important part!" she cried.
"Why not we just make a list a tack it to the screen?" Athena hissed.
Aphrodite grabbed a sheet of bent blank paper and scribbled out a chart. All the Titans in the room watched her in silence until she was done and tacked it to the screen.
It read:
Miriallia xDearka, xTolle, xYzak, xNicol
Lacus xKira, xAthrun, xYzak
Cagalli xAthrun, xKira (Sibling Bonding!)
Murre xMwu
Shiloh xYzak
Yzak xOC (Sibling Bonding!)
Story may include more parings. Depends if ALC forgot any.
And the story began…
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