A/N: I was watching a Victorious rerun, and I got some inspiration. You can probably guess which episode. By the way, did you see Wendell and Vinnie? I thought it was a kids show... It is a kids show, right?
Disclaimer: I don't own HTR. If I did, it obviously wouldn't be over. Plus, MORE ZEVIE!
(Stevie)
It's lunchtime, and I go to the band room for rehearsal. As I make my way over to my precious bass, I notice a cage with a parrot inside.
"Hey Stevie- why is there a bird in our band room?" Kacey asks noticing the cage.
"I dunno. Maybe Kevin brought it?" I assume. Kacey just shrugs her shoulders and sits on the green couch in the middle of the room. Kevin and Nelson come into the room.
"Hey guys- PARROT!" Kevin yells running up to the cage and admiring the bird inside.
"So you didn't bring the bird?" I ask the boys.
"No way, but I wish I did. I would've called him Joe. Bobby Joe." Kevin says.
"Do you guys know why we have a bird?" Nelson asks us.
"Nope." I say, and then Zander comes into the room.
"Hey guys. I guess you all have met Raina." Zander says gesturing to the bird.
"This is your bird?" Kacey asks him.
"I'm sorry, my sister and I made a bet, and now I'm bringing Raina into the band room." he explains.
"Gravity five rocks!" the bird squawks.
"Raina can speak?"
"Yup, but she is super annoying whenever she says something weird." Zander says.
"Kevin is a girl." the bird says.
"What? I'm not a girl!" Kevin protests.
"Yes you are." the bird squawks. Kevin just raises his hands up in surrender.
"This bird can talk! Let's see what else the bird can say." Kacey says looking at the bird.
"Grace, get me my perfume!" the bird squawks.
"I'm guessing Raina was listening to the Perfs when I brought her in." Zander says sheepishly.
"Zander likes Stevie. Zander likes Stevie." Raina sings. I freeze.
"What!?" Zander and I say in unison.
"Zander likes Stevie." the bird chirps.
"Parrots say what they heard, right?" Nelson asks. Zander nods.
"You like Stevie?" Kacey asks. Suddenly, Zander is all sweaty and nervous.
"It's just a parrot saying stuff it has heard." Zander says nervously.
"Yeah, but where did it hear that from?" Kevin asks. I just sit there looking at Raina.
"I dunno." Zander says sheepishly. I give him a glare.
"Fine. The other day, my sister kept bothering me about how much I like Stevie." Zander says.
"That's not true." Raina chirps.
"Shut up Raina." Zander says and covers Raina's cage with a jacket nearby.
"It's dark in here." Raina says. Woah. It was almost like she had a mind. Almost like she knew what she was saying.
"Do you like Stevie?" Kevin teases Zander. Zander turns pink.
"No?"
"LIAR!" Kacey screams. I try to sneak out of the band room, but Kacey spots me.
"Where do you think you're going?" she asks. I wince, curse under my breath, and awkwardly go back into the room.
"Nowhere. Just... For fresh air?" I ask. I wasn't a good actress. I was a good liar, but not I guess not today.
"Fresh air huh?" Kevin says and then blows in my face.
"Thanks Kev." I say and sit down on the couch.
"Kev has stinky breath." Raina squawks.
"I thought you shut up already?" Zander says totally annoyed. I mentally face palm myself.
"Stevie-"
"Dude, don't worry about it." I say. The band just looks at each other, then me.
"Why?" he asks me.
"Because I like you too." I say, then I blush and he smiles. There is awkward silence until-
"Stevie likes Zander. Stevie likes Zander!" Raina squawks. I face palm myself.
"Shut up Raina..."
A/N: So I guess that's it. Tell me what you think in the reviews darling. Vampy's outta here.