Is orochimaru a guy or a girl?

chapter 2

"Ahhhhh said Sasuke get it out its moving a lot."

"OMG ill get it out with my clones" said Naruto

"Hey everyone im here i know you all missed me" said lee

"Man your pissing the living shit out of me said Sasuke never go in my backpack again"

"The living shit out of you said Neji what the hell does that mean"?

"Glad you are hear Lee now lets concentrate on the mission now said Gai wait look hears the sand village how lucky"

"O no said Sakura look at those guys down there they not wearing there head band that means they want to fight us"

"Those guys are really fine and dandy" said Orochimaru

"O he's a girl i knew it all along" said Naruto

"Well im really a..." said Orochimaru

"Owwwww said Sasuke theres a kunai in my ass"

"Can i pull it out for you Sasuke kun" said Sakura

"Hell yes" said Sasuke

"Owww said everyone one theres a kunai in my ass"

"Alright lets take these guys" Said Gai

"Yea said Naruto ill have first move"

"No wait said Lee I want to dam it"

"Rasengan" said Naruto

"Owww you basterd that hurt like hell right on my head " said one of the guys

"Im so sorry said Naruto i did not mean to"

"We had our head bands off because we had to pee really bad god" said one of the guys

"We our so sorry said Gai we will be leaving now"

"NARUTO!!! said Gai your not supposed to do that you have to ask the person your fighting first"

"O well said Neji the important thing is were at the sand village lets get Orochimaru in the guy girl thing"

"Neji is right said Lee now but first group hug"

"Ewww said Sakura no way"

"Dam it" said Lee

"Alright there is the lab where we put orochimaru in the you know what" said Gai

"Ok we will pick him up and put him in the you know what in 3..2..1." said Gai

"Ok he is in there he has to stay there for a hour so lets go to the mall" said Gai

"O yea i herd there is really good malls in the sand village!" said Sakura

"Wait look at orochimaru he's already to see if he's a guy or a girl." said Lee

"Ok lets see said Naruto omg he's a he/she thing"

"I knew it" said Sakura