A Dark Day in Smurfland
One day in quaint little land of Smurfland, it was a lovely day. The sun was shining, the flowers were blooming, Gargamel and Azrael were being stupid retards by trying to eat the gay smurfs for unknown reasons, Johann and Peewee were being twats as usual. It looked to be a lovely day with no violence or gore.
Yeah Right!
Suddenly, an interdimensional wormhole appeared (How great, an unexpected plot device. Yay!) and out popped Vegeta, Prince of the Saiyans (or was). Vegeta was quite pissed as he'd boasted far too much and got the turd kicked out of him too frequently. In other words he was out for extreme violence.
Yay!
Vegeta was confused and instantly took the liberty of erasing all life within 10.45 metres of him. A cute squirrel stared cutely at him. "Final Flash!" he cried as the powerful ki blast instantly vaporised the squirrel. He swivelled round to see a bunny rabbit hop towards him."Galick Gun" he yelled again turning the bunny into roasted rabbit.
Soon enough, everything within 10.45 metres was dead.He heard a laim, crappy cackle come from a nearby shed. The shed was absolute crap. It had a scatty roof and smelled faintly of doggy doo doos.
Out came an old man who wore a crappy robe and a distinct look of gayness on his face. Alongside him was a decrepit cat who looked like it had been dipped in tar. It was Gargamel and Azrael, the gay partners in crime!
With a laugh that sounded like a creaky chair, Gargamel spoke:
"This time we'll get those smurfs with my shithead potion. It'll turn me into a shithead so I can blend in with those confounded smurfs!"
"Meow" went Azrael (Well duh! Who else would make cat noises).
A swift ki volley changed his plans as Vegeta blasted him and the crap cat and they disintegrated into a pile of pure gay essence.
Suddenly a voice cried out:
"Who goes there". It was Yohann, and his retarded dwarf friend called Peewee.
"GFYGFYTFYTUIIDD" Peewee said, as this was the only way he could speak, because he was such a dumbass (making his lines obscenely easy to write).
Upon sight of Vegeta, Yohann drew his sword. Yes, he got out a piece of paper and a pencil. Five minutes later, he showed the sketch to Peewee.
"YTDYFULUITFHDGT" Peewee said in an annoying voice.
It was too late for the pair though as they were instantly erased from Smurfland by a well aimed ki ball.
After hours of wandering (and destroying), Vegeta found a quaint little village. The houses were feebly constructed and looked like mushrooms.
Now for the 'good' bit.
The smurf alarm bell went as they thought the man/Saiyan was Gargamel.
Ooh, was Vegeta insulted.
"It's Gargamel!" Smurfette cried, but couldn't be bothered to run because she was stupid and too worried about her image (I mean, what kind of idiot would want to be a smurf anyway).
"Activate Plan 'Smurf Defense' " said Papa Smurf, probably the less idiotic of the bunch. All the smurfs lined up and sang in chorus:
"LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA" they sang in their whingy little voices (I had to restrain myself from carrying this on for 5 pages after wards).
"Raaaagh!" Vegeta cried in pain. The voices were stinging his eardrums. He quickly powered up to Super Saiyan 4 and took to the air. He gathered power, wanting to rid the earth of annoying cartoons from the 80's. Suddenly, he cried.
"Big Bang Attack!". The massive wave of pure energy struck the village, instantly destroying all life in Smurfland and eradicating the Smurfs completely.
It was over, Vegeta had won. But for what cause, even I don't know.