Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter.
Warnings: Mentions of Slash. Light Adult language.
Pairings: James/Lily, Sirius/Remus
Notes: DH Compliant. This is the version with all-new easier format and Rule numbers in accordance with my finished list of rules. I am sorry if this confuses anyone, but this way, I may just actual finish this fic!
The Rules Of Pranking
Prologue
Rules are for following, not for breaking
Key for notes
Prongs
Padfoot
Moony
Wormtail
Notes Passed During Transfiguration
I can't believe we're in seventh year!
I know. We have to do our NEWTs this year!
Moony! Only you could bring up exams during the first lesson of the year!
What are you on about then?
This is our last year, guys. This is our last chance to do something really memorable! Something that will mean the school will never forget us!
A bit dramatic, don't you think?
Urgh! Please remove the rat from my sight! He's interrupting my mantra!
I agree with you, Prongs. This is our last chance to leave our mark on the school.
I'm in... As long as you don't mean 'mark' in a literal way.
Are you agreeing?
I suppose so.
Yippee!
Quick! Hide the notes. McGonagall's coming over!
XXX
Notes passed during Charms
So, what is this plan, anyway?
Plan?
You have no PLAN???
I hadn't thought that far ahead!
I have a plan!
Sirius??? YOU have a plan? The world is going to end.
:P Sod off.
What is this amazing plan?
We pull as many pranks as humanly possible...Disregarding all our rules.
We have rules???
WHAT??? But Padfoot! I thought we agreed back in first year! Our rules are necessary!
Hello??? RULES??? We have rules??? Why don't you guys tell me these things???
I think you were eating at the time.
Oh. That explains it.
Hello??? RULES!!! We need the rules!!! Society crumbles without rules!!!
Well, we aren't a society, are we?
...
Hah! I'm right!
No, mate. I think Moony's just fed up trying to get it through your thick skull.
Ah, well. Want to think up our first prank of the school year?
Hell yeah!