This is just a random idea I came up with after seeing Kanda's lotus, then watching Disney's Beauty and the Beast. I thought it would be fun so I decided to do it. It's not Yullen or Laven no matter what Komui says…it's just meant to be funny.
I don't own D.Gray-man or the fairytale Beauty and the Beast.
"I'm doing WHAT?!" came the voice of a certain white haired exorcist as he sat in the office of our favorite supervisor staring in disbelief. "You're going to be putting on a play for all the Finders and science department. As thanks for everything they've been helping with." Komui answered with a slight smile as he sipped his coffee. "Lenalee, Lavi, Krory, Miranda and Kanda-well, not so much Kanda, but he doesn't have a choice in the matter either way- have all agreed to it." Komui said as he looked at Allen. "We've decided to do the classic fairytale 'Beauty and the Beast' as the play." He said, he'd already explained this to the youth but was doing it again so it could sink in, that and he wanted to see Allen's face again.
"And you, Allen, will be playing the role of the delicate and beautiful Belle! With Kanda as the Beast!" Komui finished with a flourish spilling his coffee all over the paperwork earning a groan from the other science department members, he was obviously too excited about this play. Allen continued to stare at Komui "I'll…I'll be acting…as the lead female role?" Allen said gaping at the over-energetic supervisor. "Why doesn't Lenalee do it? She's a girl, she would be better at it…" he said but immediately regretted this as that dangerous glint entered Komui's eye. "You. Think. That. I. Would. Let. Kanda. Kiss. My. LENALEE?!" he said, making every word its own sentence as he grabbed a drill. Allen flinched at his reaction to the suggestion.
And then something clicked in Allen's head, kiss… Komui had said he wouldn't let Kanda kiss Lenalee, not hug or touch but kiss. "I'm going to have to kiss Kanda? No! No, no, no, no, NO!" Allen said crossing his arms "I am not kissing him! He's a guy! Find someone else for the role." Allen said with a glare at Komui. "Ah, but Allen, you have no choice in this!" Komui said going back to his happy state. "You were given the role of Belle by popular demand and Kanda was voted Beast, so you have no choice but to play the part." Komui said pulling a list from no where. "You were voted as Belle, Kanda as Beast. Krory will be Belle's inventor father Maurice, Miranda will be a maid for Belle's family and Lavi will be Belle's suitor, Gaston." Komui said tossing the list aside when he was done reading from it.
"Wait a second. I thought you said Lenalee was going to be in the play too…" Allen said momentarily forgetting his dilemma. "Ah yes, how could I forget about my dear sweet Lenalee? She's going to be narrating the story." Komui said with another smile as he began to dig through his mountains of papers until he found what he was looking for and threw the book at Allen from beneath a paper mountain. "That's your script. You have a week." Komui said resurfacing and sitting at his desk. "Anymore questions? No? Good! Now leave, I have lots of work not to do." Komui said without waiting for an answer from Allen and making a shooing motion with his hands. Allen got up with a grumble and walked out of the office and straight to his own room, where he proceeded to close and lock the door, flopping onto his bed and staring at the ceiling, trying to find a way to get out of this mess.
Star: "And that's it for the Prolouge about how Allen got into the play…this is going to be a short fic. I don't mean it to be more than 4-6 chapters long. Please don't flame me if you've seen this before, positive is good! negative will get you toasted..." she says walking in from stage left.
Allen: "Why do things like this always happen to me..." he askes putting a hand to his face and walking in from stage right.
Star: "Because you're cute" she replies glomping him off the stage.
Allen: "Ack!" he falls off the stage because he was glomped.