Snipits of BLEACH Weight Gain.
I don't own BLEACH.
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Ichigo (136): Why do I keep getting batted around like I'm some rag doll. This sucks big time. If I don't put on some pounds right away, I swear I'll blow my top!
Ichigo (now 172): Who would buy this weight gain powder crap? I can barely see a thing on my bones. What a rip off.
Renji (165): That's not all that's ripping off *gives Ichigo's gym shorts a tug*
Ichigo (waking up at 239) *Yawns* Shit! What gives, I look like a freakin' blimp! I wanted to get big, but not like this! Man, something's got to give!
*his pajama bottom gives and pops right off*
Renji (245): How about you keep away from me, I can already see I'm picking up on your flabulous bad habits.
Ichigo (273): Anything for you, Renji!
Ichigo *sweating*: Damnit, you should have put a ramp on this bus by now! Ugh...
Kid: Wow mom, lookit the fat man taking up two whole seats!
Ichigo (354): Watch it, pipsqueak! Who're you calling fat?
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Isshin: You guys are getting harder and harder to keep in line these days. You're grounded.
Ichigo: Pheh, like that's even going to do anything.
Isshin: I have my ways. When I count down to 0, you will want hot dogs. 3, 2, 1... zero.
Ichigo: What gives dad, the fridge is empty!
Renji: Can I just grab a dog and leave?
Ichigo *235 pounds in a wife beater* Urp! Damnit, I'm getting huge but I'm still hungry. This has gotta stop
Renji *300 and shoves a hot dog in Ichigo's navel* Hush up you!
Ichigo: Hey! That doesn't belong there! Get it out!
Renji: Bite me!
Ichigo: How about you bite it right out of me, jerk! *shoves Renji's face into Ichigo's sweaty belly*
Ichigo *shirtless, a massive 450 pounds waddling to the grocery store for more hot dogs, sweating buckets* Huff, I can't move a damn inch. You do it, Renji. I'm going to sit on this bench.
Renji *470* No way! You'll break it! *it turns to sawdust underneath Renji*
Ichigo: Nice going. Screw it, let's just lay on the couch before we break it too.
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Ichigo (normal): Man, I'm so bored. Nothing's on TV. Nothing's happening. This blows. Oh, hey dad, what's up? Whaaaaaaaaaa-zzzzzz...
Ichigo (190): I will finish my dinner... aaaaaand... I will finish my dinner... I will... swallows I will finish my *gulp*
Ichigo (250 on the couch): Why would I put the chips down, I'm still so hungry and I just got started?
Ichigo (300 on the porch): Shut up kid, your ice cream is mine. I need it more.
Ichigo (400) Burrrrrraap! Man, what happened, I feel like a whale. Oh well. To Wendy's!
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Hope you enjoyed!