Disclaimer: I own nothing and no-one but the plot. i wish i did though. this would be a really really funny part in an episode in season 2 don't you think?

Rating: T for the smut mention

Characters: Jack, Ianto, Tosh, Owen, Gwen

Pairings: Jack/Ianto Gwen/Rhys Tosh/Owen

Summary: Jack has a situation involving Ianto and love making round four. Owen makes fun of it. Tosh and Gwen share embarrassing experience. A smutty idea that came into my weird mind.

Warning: Smutty conversations and fourth rounds, m/m

"The things you two do. God. Where were you anyway?" Owen complained.

"Bunker." ianto said. Jack couldn't at the moment. The girls came in and Owen went up to tell them what happened.

"what's going on?" Gwen said casually.

"One of the rabbits jaws locked up during a fourth round shag." He snickered out.

"Oh poor Ianto, is he in a lot of pain?" Tosh said.

"Wrong rabbit. But the other one is."

"We're not rabbits Owen." Iantos voice echoed up.

"Jack? Oh, good god. You'd think-"

"Yeah you would think he'd done it enough it wouldn't be a problem. But it happened. Lucky for him they weren't kissing at the moment, or doing anything else. Yeah, so he won't be saying anything for a while. Why don't you go see him. I would but he punched me in the face when I laughed at the situation."

"Owen! It does hurt you know. A lot." Gwen exclaimed.

"How do you know?"

"College. Mine locked up once. It really really hurt too. I'd have punched you too." Gwen explained. Tosh nodded and she raised an eyebrow.

"Once when I was nine my friend gave me a big lolly from america. You know a succer. Well my Jaw locked up when I tried to shove it in my mouth. It hurts really bad." Gwen smiled fondly and shook her head as they walked down to see both of them fully clothed but Jack had a hand on his jaw. "did you really punch him?" Jack nodded. She giggled a bit. "Is it gonna stop soon?"

"Owen said so. Luckily too. We're investigating at a local school. Andy called." Ianto explained. They both nodded. Owen came down and Jack slapped him and smirked as his cheek turned red. Gwen and Tosh giggled as Owen glared at him. Jack held up a piece of paper that said in big letters: COULD A RABBIT DO THAT?!. Owen rolled his eyes at the comment.

"No Jack a rabbit can't do that. Sorry jeez." Owen apologized. Jack nodded. Everyone laughed.