Hello there! I made this in retaliation to the Mugglecast episode all about the US cover for Deathly Hollows. So… if you like Mugglecast go ahead and take a look and if you don't listen to Mugglecast you can still read it.

Disclaimer: I am not J.K. Rowling. The end.

The dawn was breaking and Harry and Voldemort showed no signs of giving up. Suddenly, a loud growl echoed around the courtyard.

"What was that?" Harry exclaimed while silently throwing spells at Voldemort.

"Oh, sorry. That was my stomach; I haven't had a bite to eat in over 18 hours," he replied.

"Well now that you mention it," Harry said in between spells, "I could go for some eggs and bacon right about now. Want to stop for a bit and go to IHOP?"

"You mean the International House of Pancakes?" Voldemort said excitedly.

"That's the one!"

"Okay."

---------At IHOP-----

"Here's your eggs and bacon sir," the waitress said while placing a plate before Harry. "And here is your Funny Face." The waitress smiled and placed a chocolate chip pancake before Voldemort with a whipped cream mouth and red, maraschino cherry eyes.

"Hey, it has your eyes Voldy," Harry said between mouthfuls of food.

Voldemort looked at it carefully, "Yes, I suppose it does, and don't eat with your mouth full. Didn't your mother ever teach you manners?"

"Erm…"

"Oh, right. Sorry about that."

----------30 minutes later-------------------

"You almost done?" Harry said while leaning back in his chair.

"Almost, just let me finish my orange juice."

"Okay."

Harry was then struck with a brilliant idea.

"Hey Voldemort, look at that weird muggle with the pink hair on the unicycle," Harry said while pointing out the window.

"What? Where?" Voldemort exclaimed turning around to look.

Harry then whipped out a poison in the pouch around his neck and poured it into Voldemort's orange juice. He has just finished when Voldemort turned back around.

"I must have missed him," Voldemort said crossing his arms like a small child.

"Oh, that's okay. You have probably seen enough weird muggles anyway."

"Too true," Voldemort replied downing the rest of his orange juice. "You ready?"

"Yep," Harry replied standing up. But just then Voldemort keeled over and died. Whistling to himself, Harry exited the IHOP onto the sidewalk where he was immediately hit by a muggle with pink hair on a unicycle.

"Sorry," the man called as he continued down the street.

Grumbling to himself, Harry stood up and found that he had ripped his pants at the knee. At closer inspection he saw a small cut where he had fell.

Awww man, Harry thought, I hope this doesn't leave a scar.

The end. Well I hope you liked it as much as I had fun writing it! I just HAD to add the scar thing! ; )

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Yours truly,

Krazi Kelli