So...I had chores to do...but I did this instead...
Disclaimer: If I could, I would, but I don't.
"Okay, class, pop quiz." Nikidik called as he hurried into class. "Take out something to write with- don't look at me like that Mr. Tiggular- and put your belongings under your desk."
I rolled my eyes at the amused smirk on Elphaba's face. She would find my doomed failure funny. It's not like I hadn't tried studying last night when I was over in Crage Hall. I brought my books and everything, so I could get something accomplished while Elphaba worked on her sorcery assignment. But when I got there Elphaba was applying oil to her skin after coming back from studying with her sister, having finished her essay early. It smelt sweet. And, Oz help me, all I could do was watch. And help her with her back. And neck. Among other areas.
Nikidik slammed the paper on my desk unnecessarily.
"Please try and get at least one right, Mr. Tiggular." He sighed heavily before addressing the class, "Twenty minutes."
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Name: Fiyero
Class: High
Date: Tonight
1. What are female elephants called?
Shenshen
2. True or False: Cats spend an average of 13 to 14 hours a day sleeping.
False. Avaric does.
3. What are baby goats called?
Dr. Dillamond's babies.
4. What rights do Animals have?
I don't know, Elphaba refused to tell me.
5. What Animals or animals are small and slow?
Boq and other Munchkins
6. What is Oz's hairiest animal or Animal?
Horrible Morrible
7. What type of an animal is a minx?
A flirt
8. Which Animals are known for their outspoken nature?
I was told Deer, but I'm fairly certain my source thought it would be amusing to aide to my inevitable failing of this quiz.
9. Are there more animals than Animals?
Aren't they kind of the same thing?
10. Is it possible for animals to learn how to speak?
Elphaba glared at me when I asked her this last night.
11. Which animal is commonly described as clueless and hyper.
Galinda Upland
12. How long have Animal rebellions been taking place for?
At least a month.
13. True or False: In the Vinkus, The Great Hunt is a rite of passage amung royalty.
True. I still have a bruise on my shin from confessing to Elphaba.
14. Which animal is hunted in The Great Hunt?
...oryx...but occasionally an Oryx...one time an Oryx...by accident...honestly
15. How can you properly distinguish an Animal from an animal without talking to it?
Pinch it.
16. Who is the current head of the Animal rebellion?
I'm starting to think it's Elphaba.
17. Give an example of a difference between Animals and humans.
I have yet to meet a green animal.
18. Name the rarest animal species.
Elphaba Thropp
19. Animal that has been known to shy away at the company of humans?
...a cowardly lion..?
20. List at least three reasons it would not be wise to keep an Animal as a pet:
- Elphaba would find out.
- Elphaba supports Animal rights
- Elphaba, I'm fairly certain, would not be above skinning me for it.
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"How did you do?" Elphaba asked when I walked out of the room. She'd been sitting on the bench waiting for me.
I took her hand and kissed her cheek, "Better than you at dancing."
I'm going to get in trouble for not doing my chores, reviewing would be a nice way to not add insult to injury:)