A/N: Y halo thar. I hope you liked this!
Now for the boring copyright stuff:
I don't own the original song, Bohemian Rhapsody, that is owned by Queen.
All FF characters, scenarios ETC are owned by SquareEnix.
A special thanks to my good friend Josh for helping me with the title, and some lines :)
Without further ado, I present...
BURMECIAN RHAPSODY:
Is this the real life?
Is this just Final Fantasy?
Caught in that 'Break' Spell,
No escape from Cell three...
Open your Mako Eyes,
Look up to the Skies Above and see--
I'm just a White Mage--
I need no sympathy
Because I'm HP come,
MP go,
Lazy curing so and so,
Anyway the Aero blows doesn't really matter to me,
To me...
Jenova, just killed a man;
Slapped a tentacle to his head, smashed his skull in, now he's dead.
Oh- and Kuja! Your life had just begun,
But now I've gone killed you anyway!
Seymour, ooh-ooh-ooh!
Think I meant to make you die!
If Ultemeica's not back again this time 1,000 years before,
Carry on, carry on,
But it Cid-Word matters.
Too late,
My time has come.
Sent Shiva down my spine,
'Cause I Summon all the time,
And drink too much Sake!
I've gotta go!
Gotta leave you all behind to drink some more!
Necron! Ooh-ooh-ooh!
Didn't want Aeris to die,
I sometimes wish I've never played that far at all!
I see a little silhouetto of Freya C,
Scar-Squall, Scar-Squall, will you do the Fang-kill-O!
Thunderbolt and Farplane, very, very, frighteneing Rikku!
Garlandeo, Garlandeo,
Garlandeo, Garlandeo,
Garlandeo kill-ee-oh-magnifico!
But I'm just a Blitzballer, no-one loves me,
He is a Blitzballer from a Zanarkand family
Spare him his life from this Sin monstrosity!
HP come, MP go, will you let me go?
Blitzballer! No! We will not let you go! Let him go!
Blitzballer! No! We will not let you go! Let him go!
Blitzballer! No! We will not let you go! Let me go!
Will not let you go! Let me go!
Will not let you go! Let me go!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Hojo-ia, Shinra-ia, Jenova-ia let me go!
Sephiroth has a Black Waltz but aside for me, for me, for me!
So you think you can KO me and scar Auron's eye?
So you think you can love Tifa, and leave Aeris to die?
Oh, Cloudie! Can't do this to me, Cloudie! Just gotta cast Fire! Just gotta cast Fire right here!
Ku-Kuja, Kuja...
Vivi really matters, Even Blank can see...
Lulu really matters...
Black Mages really matter...
To me...
Anyway the Aero blows...