Fay: Soooo, how do you guys like your new phone?
Twins: It's awesome, onee-san!
Twins: Yeah, it's really great!
Fay: Hold up. I know how you guys always finish each other's sentences and agree with each other in real life, but you can't do that through texting.
Twins: Why not?
Twins: Yes, why not?
Fay: Because you're using the same phone, so when you responding to me twice like that it feels like you're agreeing with yourself. That's a little weird, isn't it?
Twins: Eeeeh? We're weird?!
Twins: But we don't want to be weird!
Fay: Sorry, sorry, don't panic, just reply to everything once. Then everything will be okay.
Twins: Then, I will be the one texting! Yaay!
Twins: No, I want to text onee-san!
Fay: I have no idea who's who, but anyway, don't fight. You can take turns, right?
Twins: That's unfair! I want to talk to onee-san…
Twins: Hahaha, onee-san, I just stole the phone from brother! And now h
Twins: Ah, onee-san it's me again! I wi
Twins: Heey, I
Twins: ash
Twins: fgh
Fay: OKAY STOP IT RIGHT THERE. YOU'RE GOING TO PLAY NICE NOW. Go back to answering everything twice.
Twins: Okay!
Twins: Yay!
Fay: Phew~ No more fighting okay?
Twins: We won't fight
Twins: because we are nice!
Fay: That's… disagreeable. Anyway, do you want to learn how to use some emoticons?
Twins: Heey, nee-san didn't you have three phones when you arrived here?
Twins: Yeah, onee-san, where's the third phone?
Fay: …Did you just completely ignore my question? Okay anyway, the third phone is my spare phone. With all the near death experiences, I will undoubtedly need it in the future.
Twins: Can't you give that one to us too?
Twins: Yeah, nee-san! Then we can all text individually! Now I have to wait for brother to finish typing. And he's sooooo slow…
Twins: I'm not! You're slow!
Twins: No, you're slow!
Fay: GUYS STOP IT, YOU'RE BOTH SLOW. And that's okay! It's normal to be slow in the beginning, you'll figure everything out eventually. And no, like I said, I need that phone in case something happens with my old phone. Just be grateful I even gave you two a phone to begin with!
Twins: But we're begging you!
Twins: Pleaseeeeee?
Fay: No.
Twins: Pleaseeeee?
Twins: Pretty please?
Fay: You're begging has no effect on me whatsoever. Your cuteness is useless now, muahahaha!
Twins: But if we were there with you right now, we would cling to your arm!
Twins: Yes and we would look at you with our teary eyes!
Fay: Guys, it's not working through text. Forget it.
Twins: But…
Twins: Can't you imagine it happening?
Fay: …No, of course not.
Twins: Our whimpering voices
Twins: Our sad puppy faces
Fay: Manipulating me in this way will not help you! I'm stronger than that!
Twins: It sounds to me like you're trying to convince yourself.
Twins: Because we know onee-san likes us!
Fay: Of course I like you guys! But that doesn't mean I'll give you whatever you want.
Twins: Pleaseeee?
Twins: Please please pleaseeee?
Fay: …Fine. I'm not sure how your strategy worked, but I'll bring the third phone to you in my next break, okay?
Twins: Yaaay!
Fay: … that's it? I'm so used to two responses, where's to other one?
Twins: Ah, we were answering in unison!
Twins: Yeah, in unison!
Fay: COULDN'T YOU DO THAT FROM THE START?