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Zone of No Story Plots
Chapter 1
Enter the Zone
Kim Possible's days were often filled with action. Whether it included fighting against a lady in green clothes who has powers of green flame, or dodging many deadly traps such as lasers and time bombs, she was sure that none of it is impossible to do; after all, it's her family's motto: everything is possible for a Possible. She had followed this kind of life for years, so long that she was famous as the teen hero who could do anything.
Ron Stoppable's days were often filled with the same things or events. After all, he was Kim Possible's partner in their team, Team Possible. Except when Kim Possible was fighting against the lady in green mentioned in the last paragraph, Ron Stoppable could be found trying to foil Dr. Drakken's plans. Or making the should be prevented apocalypse (a.k.a. The Evil Plans) happen faster. Same thing, really.
Shego is the name of the lady in green who is mentioned in the previous two paragraphs. A purely evil and sarcastic lady, she was more of a 'henchmen of a villain' to Kim. She was her one and only rival. The only one who could match her (as in Kim Possible) nimbleness, strength or wits. If only she's not somehow worked under Dr. Drakken's usually foiled plans, she could prove a powerful threat to community. If only Kim Possible wasn't the main character, she would. But that was beside the point.
Dr. Drakken is Kim Possible's arch foe. His blue skin and blue evil costume was known throughout Middleton. His usually failing evil plans were known too. So was his usually penchant to forget Kim Possible's name. So were his creations (the robot girl and the synthodrones were good examples) that he mentioned in the equally known rap song.
Now, why do I bother to explain about those four characters again? They were the main characters of the show, and I think most of those who read this know their personality, history, love interests, or trivia pretty much already. So literally, I have no reason to explain about those four other than to tell this next line:
Those four , or at least two of those four in the first chapter, will enter the dimension they will never forget.
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"What's the sitch again, Wade?" Asked a blonde boy who had freckles in his face to a piece of genius known as 'the Kimmunicator.'
"Drakken's up to his evil plans again. This time, he's planning to put the world's most known superheroes in an unbreakable cage."
"Okay. What's the unbreakable cage?" Asked the blonde boy again. The redhead in front of him sighed before the super genius who's been speaking to them from the Kimmunicator began his explanation.
"An alternate dimension where every common sense was non-existent. A single visit to that dimension will render the visitor crazy."
"That's scary."
"So we have to stop it. That's it, Ron. No more speaking, we're closing in."
Because it was not explained before that they were speaking inside an air duct, it should be explained now. They were crawling as silently as possible in Dr. Drakken's lair's air duct (which is rather clean, thanks to the janitor) so that they could get into the room where Dr. Drakken store his Dimension Transporter Machine without getting known. Wade disabled any security measures they would crossed in their way. So far he disabled ten lasers alarms, ten sound alarms, ten gates with complex password (D-R-A-K-K-E-N), and a group of scouting robo-rats. Security was tighter than usual. This alone sharpened Kim's senses; Drakken was serious this time.
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"Say, Shego, what do you think of this plan? Brilliant, eh?" Asked Drakken as he motioned toward his new evil machine, the Dimension Transporter Machine who is conveniently placed in the big room.
"It will if this machine has no means to transport US instead of the targets to this so-called mind-crushing dimension."
Shego's reply was true. If Drakken pressed the third green button from the right (instead of the fourth from the right), instead of firing a single line of energy that will send the target into another dimension, the Machine will fire a dome-shaped energy that will send anyone on three hundred meters perimeter into another dimension. The second green button would make the Machine sing an Irish song, while the first from the right would make the machine make a tasty salad.
"Why do you invent those functions anyway?"
"Lack of functions. Four buttons. Do the math."
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"Okay, KP, I'm pretty sure this is not the room."
Ron sometimes did mistake things for other things, and that often lead Kim and Ron into a dangerous situation in which Kim will save Ron (or Rufus will save him) and in the end, the villain's evil plans was foiled. Such things were normal.
But it wasn't normal if Wade made a mistake and Kim wasn't aware of it.
The room they were on was the exact same room Wade thought Dr. Drakken put his Dimension Transporter Machine. But instead of finding an unmistakable machine of doom (with the 'HenchCo' brand on it), Kim was instead standing in a spacious room. No sign of Drakken. No sign of Shego. No sign of Dimension Transporter Machine.
But there was a sign of a single line of green energy flew through the air to get them.
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Drakken smiled. His plan had never gone this perfect. Of course there was time when his plans actually succeeded, but still, every time his plans worked, there was this kind of…adrenaline…that flowed through his blue body. As he held his laugh (the evil one, of course), he could see two figures of teenagers looked in surprise as the green beam above their head struck them, dead-on.
Only after the two figures disappeared from their place did Drakken let out his evil laugh.
"Don't you think Dr. Drakken should brush his teeth?" Asked Dr. Drakken's henchman to another one of Dr. Drakken's henchman.
"Totally."
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Kim Possible was always sure that she can do anything. From rescuing a robotic cat that could scan her newest weapon and use it against her to fighting monkey ninjas in space, she was sure that none of it was impossible.
That confidence was gained by Kim from her many years of experience in the world. The world she knew.
But, if she had to begin from a completely different kind of world, perhaps her confidence wouldn't prove to be so true.
Here she was, standing in a pile of trash in Middleton, thousands of miles from where she should be. When she looked around, the place gave off an unmistakable feeling of 'difference' to Kim. Even though all she could see was some bicyclist ride through the roads and some kids playing soccer, albeit with eleven balls for eleven players, Kim could sense something wrong.
Well, if the 'eleven soccer balls for eleven players' thing was too vague, then another Kim, who walked down from Kim's house to her car wasn't.
She was inside an alternate dimension. Perhaps the mind-crushing one Wade mentioned. Mentioning Wade, Kim just realized that she couldn't use the Kimmunicator. And also, none of her gadgets worked. Her grappling hook exploded when she tried to fire it. Her jetpack couldn't even lift her a centimeter from the earth. Her battlesuit? A big no. It smelled like charcoal.
"Could this day be any worse?"
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It couldn't for Ron Stoppable. He knew that his observing skills were top-notch. He observed his surrounding upon his fall. Sure enough, he'd seen normal stuff, such as people riding cars, motorcycles, or bicycles (he didn't spot any scooters though). Even though there was no police in sight, Ron didn't care. For the first few minutes, to his point of view, there were no differences. For another few minutes wasted did he spot the differences; people here seemed like they were not aware that there were other people too. It looked like they were living in their own world.
But then Ron spotted Bueno Nacho.
Top-notch observation skills? For Ron-man, Bueno Nacho's always the first. Not the fact that it seemed like every people were unaware of other's presence, not the fact that there was another Ron riding his old scooter to Middleton High, not even the fact that none of his communication measures were broken could distract his attention to the Bueno Nacho.
Nacho was always so delicious and 'droolingly' delicious to Ron.
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Kim ran through the bustling streets. No matter how many people she hit on her way, none seem to pay attention.
"This whole thing is just plain scary!"
As if true to her words, the surrounding around her changed. What was originally streets filled with walking pedestrians, turned abruptly into a deep hollow valley with pool of molten lava in the bottom.
"Oh great."
Now, even without her super gadgets, Kim's experience as a cheerleader and superhero had gained her abilities to do maneuvers that normal humans could not. Realizing that her fall was actually located quite close to the edge of a rock wall, she quickly grabbed the nearest object she could see; a slippery ice stalactite.
"Why are there 'ice' stalactites this close to molten lava?"
Again, as if true to her words, the surrounding abruptly changed, the pool of molten lava now changed into a bed of spiky stalagmites. This time Kim couldn't grab hold of anything. With no battlesuits to protect her or grappling hook to…do something…or jetpack to make her fly, she had to rely on her luck.
Kim never relied to luck before. She always tried to find anyway to escape, and most of the times, she found it. Other times were filled with either Ron's 'mad fu skills', so he say, or Rufus' ever-so-reliable teeth of justice. But this time, there were no Ron's mad fu skills or Rufus' teeth of justice. Only her usual costume, the chilly air, and the sharp stalagmites below her were existent. While falling, and relied on luck, she (luckily) remembered her previous two events.
"The surrounding changed whenever I comment about it! So…"Kim let her adrenaline rushed while her minds raced.
"This whole thing is just…plain. Nothing weird."
Then she felt her shoulder hit the hard concrete floor. She was lying on her house, or it seemed to be hers. First reason, the interior was different. The second, and apparently the most reason she think this was the Possibles' residence was the fact that there was another Kim, sitting on the sofa. However, she (the 'another' Kim, not the one who is Kim Possible Series' main character) seemed unaware of Kim (The main character of Kim Possible series, not the one mentioned first) and just continued her activity.
"This is just plain wrong."
Before she could muffle her own words, she fell from the sky, to the black hole below.
"Another me or a black hole…which's worse?"
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Ron stared. Glared. The cashier of Bueno Nacho was Ned, the nerdy guy who was the one who told Ron about the danger of Diablo toys and the one who bought the same jacket as Kim few months back.
Not this tall, well-built guy with black goatee and blue contacts. Not the guy with seemingly strong hands and black jacket. Not the guy with his long, black tie that wore Ned's nametag.
"Something's wrong, little buddy. Little buddy?"
Ron just realized that Rufus was not on his pocket.
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Drakken walked through his lair, once again recalled that very event when his plans worked. He successfully sent Kim Possible and his partner to a mind-crushing dimension. A dimension where 'cause and effect' did not exist. A dimension where there were counterparts of them and their friends with either completely different personalities or completely different looks. A dimension where every laws and rules of science did not happen. A dimension where its own context changed by itself. A dimension where logic had no place. A dimension where they will meet their inevitable doom.
Such dimension of randomness is named Zone of No Story Plots.
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Shego sighed. She always knew that whenever Kim Possible tried to stop Dr. Drakken's plans, Shego will fight Kim Possible. It was a thing she enjoyed from working under Dr. Drakken. Fights against 'Princess' was never boring. Except that single time when both of them got a cold. That time was not exactly pleasant.
But now there was no more Kim to fight. No more teen superhero to catch. No more 'princess' to torture. No more rivals to beat. But, there's still evil plans to be done. She didn't like that. Even without Kim Possible's obstruction, Shego was still sure most of Dr. Drakken's plans would be foiled. Either by his own stupidity, other villain's disruption, or Global Justice. But then Dr. Drakken will send all of them into another dimension, and then there will be no one strong enough to foil Dr. Drakken's plans.
Then something happen. Because it was not mentioned before, it should be mentioned that while Shego was thinking about things that was described on the last paragraph, she was standing on the very room that store the Dimension Transporter Machine. The giant machine shook ferociously. So ferociously that the sound of metals clashing against other metals were heard throughout the lair. Shego, knew nothing about the machine, quickly take a look at the machine.
"What? There's nothing wrong! What is wrong with this machine?"
Then Shego realized: she could destroy the machine. That could either result in freeing Kim Possible. Of course, that could also end up in trapping Kim Possible and her goofy sidekick inside the cursed dimension forever. Realizing that her choice of action could as well mean trapping her rival, then she choose to ask Dr. Drakken about this.
Had Shego thought about searching the machine a bit longer, she would realized that there was a error sign on the back of the machine. The error sign read, 'EXCESSIVE AMOUNT OF PEOPLE TRANSPORTED. TWO LIVING BEINGS IS THE MAXIMAL AMOUNT IN ONE TRANSPORTATION. PLEASE REPEAT.'
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The naked mole rat closed his eyes as the blinding light slowly swallowed the space he's been standing in.
Little did Rufus know, that his very arrival could either mean that Team Possible will be trapped forever, or it could free them.
And even less did he know, what will await him on the next dimension.