Deleted Bloopers and scenes you don't see on FMA.

Disclaimer: I don't own Fullmetal Alchemist. And these POV's aren't really those Of the real actors. If they are… whoa.. Scary. O.o

Scene Number 1:

Edward sat on the stage ready when the director gave him the signal. He screwed up his face with a serious expression as he looked at Cornelio, the one he was in a scene with currently. The director giving the signal he began to speak.

"My name is Cupid and I'm an alcoholic."

The set grew quite upon Edward's words.

"What the hell?" the director screamed aloud only to watch an Edward rolling on the floor laughing his head off and a quite perplexed Cornelio.

Scene number 2:

"Oh shit!! I am sooo sorry!! Edward nooo wait speak to me seeeeaaaaaappppkkkk!!!"

Winry stood at the set after running on when it wasn't her turn. In fact it was the scene where Envy had just killed Edward. But what she wasn't aware of was that it was really a stunt double that lay dead on the floor. But where was Edward?

Edward sat in the bathroom reading the funnies in the Sunday newspaper.

Uhh.. Winry.. That's not Edward…" the director said and pointed to a porter potty." He's in there.."

"Oh.." she said and blushed leaving the stunt double dead on the floor and walking away.

Scene number 3:

"Brother brother!!" A suite of armor that was playing Alphonse ran behind Edward who was at a scene walking along a path in what looked like the middle of now where.

"Brother brother!!"

The suite of armor screamed aloud again.

Edward didn't bother to respond, after all, it wasn't in his script and he got a notice already that the director would take away his pay if he screwed up again.

"Brother brother!!" the suite of armor continued.

A moment passed and the armor still had not caught up nor did he stop yelling for Edward.

"Brother brother!!"

He continued. Edward continued to walk.

"Brother brother!!"

It continued.

"Brother brother!!"

Edward finally began to loose his temper. If that suite of armor said that one more time he swore he woul-.

"Brother brother!!"

"WHAT GOD DAMNIT!!!" Edward screamed finally cracking and wishing he could strangle him

"…"

"….."

"……."

"..what?!?!!?"

"…uh….I smells pine needles and jello… is it Christmas yet?"

Edward was ready to kill that armor, character or not, but unfortunately the director got to the armor first ripping it apart and throwing it in the dumpster. Edward was pleased. The director was pleased. The annoyance was gone.

And there was much rejoicing.

"yyyaaaayyyy…."

Scene number 4

Envy sat at a card table bored out of his mind with the actors who played Greed, Gluttony and Lust. Ironically they were all actors and Envy was the only one who's name was actually Envy.

"So Envy, I hear you got the stuff last night." Greed exclaimed eagerly.

"Stuff? What stuff?" Envy looked blank at the notion.

"You know the stuff…" Greed said as if prodding Envy for information, but to all honesty Envy had no idea what he was talking about.

"Stuff! Stuff!" the person who played Gluttony said aloud. He really did talk like that.

"I don't know what your talking about.." Envy said slowly and still confused.

"The stuff god damnit!! " Lust screamed loosing her patients as she was PMSing.

"I don't know what stuff you talking about!!! What stuff?!?!?"

Greed sighed as well as Gluttony and Lust who followed.

"You know for being an evil and sinister character, he's not very good at being it in real life."

"WHAT STUFF?!?!?!"

Gluttony and Lust nodded in agreement.

"ok deal out the cards." Greed said and watched as Lust did so and Envy still tried to figure out what the "stuff" Greed was speaking of.

((YAYZ!! I started this at midnight and finished in a half hour. WOOO! Oh well here's a quick fic. Funny. I think so. I had to put it in the format I did though so would not delet it so sorry if it confused some of you. Anyways please review!! I'm not sure if I should continue with more scenes. If so tell me and perhaps a parody you would like to see? Either way. Please review!!))