Hey ya'll! Howsit goin'? Been doin' any fun stuff lately? (Nod your head please.) This is just something I did for my own personal entertainment and I usually don't write such trashy stories, but this was a result of being "over-home worked" and weekend boredom. Welp, read and if you don't like it there's a big "X" button at the top right-hand corner of the screen you can click. (Note: It's not finished!) It also contains an unbelievable amount of OOCness just as a reminder.

Random Chapter Number 1: CHIKINZ

It was a boring, rainy day and Roxas and Axel were just hanging out around the castle at the World That Never Was. They had raided the Sea Salt ice cream supply (not a big surprise to those who know Axel and Roxas well) and had nothing else to do besides sit and stare at the walls like a couple of average retards.

Maybe it had something to do with that ice cream he ate, or maybe he was inspired by the ever so boring walls, but Roxas had a very strange idea. "I HAVE AN IDEA!" exclaimed Roxas.

"Holy crap, don't scare me like that!" Axel said suddenly jumping up. He took a moment to pull himself together and said, "Okaaay...what was your idea?"

"How about we get a pet to play with!" said Roxas. "I mean, there's nothing to do here at all!"

"Well, we are Nobodys and it's very typical for us to have 'nothing to do'." Axel said.

"Well that makes me feel so much better!" Roxas said rolling his eyes. "C'mon Ax, you have to admit doing nothing all day gets old after a while!" He threw a popsicle stick at one of the enormous stain glass windows.

"Well, we do have the cute Dusks as pets!" said Axel

"Aw, shucks, they're twice as boring!" Roxas groaned.

"Nuh-uh! Watch!" Axel whistled and two Dusks appeared, "See they are very loyal."

"What else do they do?" asked Roxas he had an tired expression on his face.

"Umm...well...sit Dusks!" Axel commanded. The Dusks just stood there, their arms and legs waving up and down. "Roll over!" Ditto. Axel threw a popsicle stick at them, "Fetch, Dusks! Fetch!" Once again, they did not do anything. "Stand there and do nothing!" Obviously, they did as they were told. "Goooooooood Dusks, goooood! Now do something besides that!" The Dusks refused to obey Axel's orders. "Okay, you're right they are boring!"

"I told you!" Roxas said.

"But what kind of pet could we get...if the Superior would let us?" asked Axel.

"Don't tell Ol' Mansex, he might say 'no'!" said Roxas. "Besides, what does he care about animals, he's too fat!" (I have no idea what that is supposed to mean, but apparently to Roxas, Xemnas is fat.)

"Yeah, you're right he's too fat!" said Axel, "So, are we getting a dog or cat?"

"Neither." said Roxas.

"What? You don't like puppies or kitties?" Axel asked.

"Yeah...I do but...dogs pee too much and cats scratch too much! It would be too hard to take care of them!" said Roxas.

"How about a rabbit?" asked Axel.

"They have too many babies and more babies means more carrots to buy. Rabbits would defiantly not fit our budget!" said Roxas.

"Gerbils?" asked Axel.

"They are just as boring as the Dusks and they bite too much!" Roxas said.

"A cow?" asked Axel.

"Are you kidding? They have to be milked every day!" said Roxas, "Besides, what are we gonna do with all the milk? I'm lactosentolerate!"

"A pony?" asked Axel.

"I don't know how to ride a pony!" Roxas exclaimed.

"A snake?" Axel asked. He felt that it would take a while for Roxas to make his desicion.

"Get serious Axel, you know snakes are poisonous!" Roxas said.

Axel sighed, "Okay so all mammals and reptiles are out of the question. Can you just make up your mind already! Just get a chicken or something!"

Roxas gasped, "Axel...you're a genious!"

"W-what? I meant that as a joke, heheh...," Axel hoped this wasn't going where he thought it was.

"Let's get chickens!" Roxas said excitedly.

"Roxas are you crazy? Chickens are the most boring and hard to handle than any other animal I've mentioned!" Axel said. "They aren't loyal, they aren't friendly...,"

"But I like chickens!" Roxas said.

Axel tried to talk his friend out of this. "Think of all the diseases they carry! Salmonella! Bird flu!"

"I said 'I like chickens'!" said Roxas, "Think of it Axel, we'll never be late for a mission because the chicken will wake us up in the morning! We won't have to eat stupid Pop-Tarts in the morning, we can eat eggs and for dinner we can eat chicken wings! The hot spicy one's you like!"

Axel thought about this for a minute. Either he might be chewed out by the Superior for bringing chickens into the castle or he could have a life-time supply spicy buffalo wings. "Okay, you win, we'll get chickens!"

"Yeeeesssss!" Roxas said and started singing, "I'm gonna get some chickens! I'm gonna get some chickens! I'm gonna get some chickens! I'm gonna...-," Axel cut him off.

"We'll get chickens on one condition." said Axel.

Roxas sighed, "What?"

"YOU have to buy, name, feed, and clean up after them." He replied.

"Umm...okay...I'm gonna get some chickens! I'm gonna get some chickens! I'm gonna get some chickens!" Roxas continued singing. And thus our retarded story begins...um, yeah.