Dry Bowser and Petey Piranha were walking around the Mushroom Kingdom, deciding to see which house looked the worst. So far, most of them were the boring mushroom houses home of the annoying Toads, but one house stood out in particular... because it looked like poop, since it was a Goomba house.
"What a stupid house…" Dry Bowser said, looking at the terrible drawn building.
Petey sighed as he shrugged, his flower petals lowered in disappointment. "The spelling is TERRIBLE. This HAS to be the place."
Dry Bowser and Petey then walked in, to see a girl Goomba with a bright red hat standing there, with the interior of the house somehow looking worse than the exterior.
"You boys better not be here to steal my special chocolate cake," The girl Goomba pouted.
Dry Bowser rolled his eyes, folding his bony arms together. "You don't have a special chocolate cake, you idiot."
The Goomba girl smirked as she blew back her hat. "Good. Then there is no reason for you to take it."
Everyone was awkwardly silent.